We Are Animal -- Literally
Title: We Are Animal -- Literally (this needs a better title)
Rating: PG (language wise)
Genre: (attempted) Humour
Characters: All fifteen members, ranging from Leeteuk to Henry.
Summary: SuJu are animals; domestic animals to be exact.
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Junior.
Warnings: The summary says it all!
Authors Note: Written for emo_what97, so spot for her. I'm sure that after you read this, you will proceed to question my sanity ...just like I did, during proof-reading!
Okay... now Eunhyuk was sure he was dreaming.
How the heck had he ended up with two legs and -- hell yeah! -- opposable thumbs?!
And, Omo! He was drinking what tasted like a substance sent from heaven -- strawberry milk!
He was actually drinking it... from a carton!!
The most absurd thing of it all?
He was a human being!
Last time he checked, he was supposed to be an anchovy -- reared in his limited world of a glass tank, by a certain little girl named Kwon Yuri...
"HYUKKIE!" a voice called from somewhere distant.
"Hyukkie! Wake up! WAKE UP!!" And he had no other choice but to do so, his eyes fluttering open unwillingly.
"Awww, drat! It was just a dream!" Eunhyuk sulked, seeing that those hands he had obtained were now fins again...
He was back in the fish tank on Yuri's desk.
What was worst -- the strawberry milk was no more!
"What was 'just a dream'?" Donghae, Eunhyuk's tank - mate slash best friend - who mind me, was a clownfish -- asked.
"Fishaaay!!!" Eunhyuk yelled - reasons as to why he called Donghae that when technically, they were both ‘fishies’, were still unknown.
“You woke me up from the bestest dream ever!!” he bawled, attracting the attention of a fluffy hamster.
“Who had the best dream ever?” Henry - owned by Yuri as well - asked, rolling over in that transparent exercise ball of his.
“Hyukkie did, Mochi!” Donghae said.
“Ooh! Ooh! Tell me all about it!” Henry exclaimed, his puffy cheeks more prominent than ever.
“Well... I was a human... and I got to drink strawberry milk!” Eunhyuk’s eyes grew wide with excitement -Just thinking about that substance made him drool like a teething baby. Thank goodness he was a fish in water, so the embarrassment was spared.
“Ooh! You mean like the pink watery stuff that Yuri drinks sometimes?” Henry questioned.
“Uhuh!”
“And, then what happened?!” Donghae asked - the story was starting to become pre-ty interesting to him...
“Then, YOU woke me up!” Eunhyuk angrily jabbed at said clownfish with a finger uh, fin.
“Hyukkie, I’m sorry!!!” Donghae proceeded to wrap his little flippers around the anchovy.
“Stupid clownfish - always resorting to skin-ship when things go wrong...” a-- rather grouchy-- orange Siamese cat had appeared beside the three animals. “Is that the best you can do?!”
“H-heechul hyung!!” the two fish stuttered in terror.
“Oh, relax. How many times have I told you pabos that I only eat gourmet fish? Not scrawny little things like the two of you!” the cat spat.
“Wuzzup, hyung?” Henry greeted, slightly upset that he was being ignored.
“Yah, hamster! Go exercise your fat ass some more!” Heechul demanded. He’d never liked that Henry...
“Chullie, how many times have I told you not to be rude?” a black dog sauntered over.
Yeah, yeah - Yuri had a lot of pets... thirteen to be exact!
“Hannie!” Heechul immediately purred with excitement. Ah, if cats could flail...
Only in Yuri’s room would you see a cat nuzzling at a dog, senseless.
At this exact moment, a little bluebird flew onto the window pane.
“Hello, everyone!” he chirped - always happy; always positive.
“Hello, Ryeowook-ssi!” the pets all chorused in unison - Well, the ones who were awake anyway.
“Wookie!” Leeteuk - the angelfish - squealed. “Will you sing for us again?” he asked the little bird.
“Yeah! Sing for us again, Wookie-ah!” Shindong popped his head out of the mouse-hole - yep, MOUSE.
“Is Jongwoon-hyung awake yet? I’d like it very much if we could sing together...” Ryeowook said.
“Well, wake him up! Zhou Mi-ah, you can do the honours...” Leeteuk ordered.
Said parrot nodded his head.
“SQUAWK!” Zhou Mi, well, squawked. “Wake up, hyung, before I get my pretty feathers all up in a ruffle!” his words were directed to the tank below him, which contained - yup, you guessed right - Yesung the turtle!
“Huh?”said turtle groggily stretched his limbs out of his shell.
“Sing with me, Yesungie!” Ryeowook pleaded.
“Oh...Okay.”
And so they sang, their voices fitting together in perfect harmony.
Now, a singing turtle - who would’ve thought?
Suddenly, the door to Yuri’s room clicked open.
The animals froze for only a split second - then hastily retreated to their respective cages and what not.
In stepped Yuri’s brother, Kibum.
In his palm he tightly held Yuri’s mishevious little chipmunk.
Said critter was none other than Kyuhyun.
“Now, don’t you escape again!” Kibum warned the chipmunk as he placed him - it? - inside a barb-wired cage.
“Oh, whatever.” Kyuhyun pouted, although he knew very well that the human would only decipher his words as slightly audible squeaks.
“I see you’ve been on one of your little adventures again, Kyu?” Leeteuk said, once Kibum had left the room.
“Humans...” the chipmunk scoffed.
“Don’t be ungrateful, Kyu. You’re lucky to have Yuri as an owner. She treats her pets with love and care.”
Kyuhyun just rolled those shiny eyes of his.
“I second that statement, Teukie hyung!” Sungmin - a fluffy rabbit, who wished he was born pink - hollered from the other end of Yuri’s room.
“Pffth, Minnie - you’re just a kiss-ass.” Kyuhyun snorted.
“That’s Minnie-hyung to you, you little rascal!” the rabbit huffed.
“Like I care...”
“Kyuhyun!” Leetuk’s stern voice echoed through the room.
“What?!”
“Kyu, just respect your hyungs, for once.” Kangin, Kibum’s gold retriever, barked from outside the window.
“Yah! Why is everyone attacking me like this?!” The chipmunk squeaked in despair.
It was at this moment that the door squeaked open once more.
This time, it was Yuri herself who skipped in happily, a wide smile gracing her lips at the sight of her pets.
Then, she frowned, noticing something was aloof.
“Hmm... where’s Siwon?” the little girl wondered, scratching at her head.
Yuri looked around her bedroom.
“Oh, there he is!” she exclaimed, grabbing hold of a red Angry Bird plushie, which had rolled off her bed, onto the floor.
Yes, you read right - Angry Bird...plushie.
A/N: OTL. Oh, bash it if you want - you know you want to! xD Thanks for reading though! ^^