Title: The bad stars you chart your life by
Characters/Pairings: Sawyer-centric, with some Sawyer/Juliet
Words: 2750
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Five things that never happened to James Ford.
Author’s Note: Written in response to
siobeehan’s prompt
here. I didn’t mean for this to turn out quite so long, but one thing led to another and it just spiraled out of control. Title and section headings taken from Jeffrey McDaniel’s
The Jerk.
(five things that never happened to james ford)