Any/Author's Choice Prompts, June 2017

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Any/Author's Choice Prompts
any, any, "Hi-diddly-ho, neighbourino!"

any, any, "Anything's possible with Captain Cuckoo-Bananas in charge."

Any, Any, "I demand to speak to my paleontologist!"

Any, Any, (226): I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.

any, any, (619): I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.

any, any, (251): Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.

Any, any, keep your secrets in the shadows

Any, any (or any/any), for once you let go of your fears and your ghosts

Any, any,

Let's talk about what he's done (he's done)
To become your number one
Or was it all the promises of diamonds, pearls, and party dresses
That turn you on
I've seen it before (don't take!)
Anymore, free too
You're through for sure
Just go get on with your life
Stop acting like you've given up
I'm tellin' you to go get on with your life
Stop acting like you've given up
Backstreet Boys, "Get Another Boyfriend".

Any, any/any, playing Dance Dance Revolution

any, any, Dirty Dancing AU

Any, any:
I want to dance with you, hold you in my arms once more,
That's what they invented dancin' for,
I just want to dance with you.
(George Strait)

Any, Any+/ Any, (Demonic) Possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Any, Any/Any, Letting them down gently

Any, any, "I don't think of you that way--I think of you as a really good friend."

Author's Choice, any/any, Person A thinks they just hang out a lot, but Person B thinks they're dating

Author's Choice, any/any, first crush leads to first heartbreak

any, any, grief is only love that has come up against its oldest challenge

any, any, "We are not history yet."

author's choice, author's choice, manufactured cathedrals to impermanence

Author's Choice, any/any, edible body paint

Author's Choice, any/any, cake tasting in preparation for their wedding

Author's Choice, any/any, anniversary dinner gone horribly wrong

Any, Any/any, learning dining etiquette.

Any, any, the search for immortality.

Any, any, coming full circle.

Any, any/any, outdoor wedding

Any, any, zombie apocalypse au

Any, any,
When the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep
No one lights a candle to remember
No one mourns at all
When they lay them down to sleep

any, any,
And when you start to feel the rush
the crimson headache aching blush 
You'll know 
I can put on a show
I can put on a show

Any, any,
How can Midas put his hands on me again?
He said "one day I'd realize why I don't have any friends"
I find myself alone at night
Unless I'm havin' sex
But he can make me golden if I just showed some respect

Any, any, Handmaid's Tale au

Any, any, everyone in town knows that [any] is actually [superhero] but they very politely don't let on

Any, any, he/she never tells anyone his or her villain origin story because people always laugh

Any, any, the supervillain who can't help but save the day no matter how he/she tries and the superhero so clutzy he/she is constantly endangering himself/herself and others and the supervillain has to swoop in and fix it

Any, any, they think they are the only supervillain trying to fit into a group of superheroes in order to get info for their super-supervillain boss; really, the super-supervillain has gone good and ALL the members of the team are supervillains he's tricked into playing nice with each other long enough to see that being good is what they'd really rather be

Any, any, pretend relationship with a twist - each member of two couples have to pretend to be dating one of the people in the other couple 

any, any/any, Chaos is an angel who fell in love with a demon

any, any/any, breaking the habit

any, any, Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' fifteen in a thirty, I ain't in no hurry
I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can 
(Body Like A Back Road by Sam hunt)

Any, any, a society of ___ structured like the society if assasins in John Wick


Some Caveats on Fandoms/Characters-e.g. 'superhero characters, f/f pairing, any fandom except X, etc.
Any (please no SPN), any/any, "All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort!"

Any (please no SPN), any +/ any, "Ooh, lovely desk. It would be too bad if someone, say, didn't use a coaster!"

Any (please no SPN), any/any, (863):
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?

(1-863):
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".

any, any het couple, (615): Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.

Any, any doomed ship (interpret how you wish):
It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time
(Adele, "Hello")

Any, any parent-child relationship, "I Hope You Dance" (LeAnn Womack)

Any, any immortal(ish) character, they still remember all the steps to a dance that's long gone out of style

Any (please no SPN), any +/ any, [Video Prompt, The Nolans-I'm in the Mood for Dancing]

Any (please no SPN), any(/any), not wanting to be in any relationship at all because they just don't want to be with *anyone* and someone taking the rejection SUPER personally

Any Sci-fi, any aliens, They don't understand why the humans are surprised that they understand the custom of pack-bonding meals. They did their research, after all.

Any fandom with a dog, Any+Dog, "Don't eat that!"

any zombie fandom, author's choice, analyzing buildings for zombie apocalypse capabilities

Any (please no SPN), any ensemble, DnD AU

Any, any M/F/M pairing, slice of life when you're living with and being intimate with, two other people instead of one.

any, any f + any f, (731): Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.

Any, Any male/Any male, coffeeshop AU

Any (please no SPN), anypair, mission sex

any, any two pairings (feel free to do a crossover if you want), The Holiday AU

any, any m/m pairing, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (with a twist to make it more slashy) AU

Any (please no SPN), any, "My superpower is being right. All. The. Time."

any, any f (+/ any), The 1913 Women's Suffrage Parade

Any (please no SPN), any, Earthworm Jim AU