Nixa fic
So, it appears y'all have a pretty good sense of humor about this 'fandom' or what-have-you....
I hope so, because this may be the worst thing I have ever written. I'm posting it because I cannot stop laughing. Probably because I am a sick, sick person. Enjoy?
(note: I am sorry. I am so, so sorry. Feel free to kick me outta here..)
When Nick woke up the next morning he was lying on some bed thing next to Blixa. He couldn’t remember what happened.
He poked Blixa awake, who opened his eyes like an angel would, if Nick knew how angels looked. Blixas pale body looked like a snowy field in winter and the yellow bruises on his is hip were yellow snow that you shouldn’t eat.
“Blixa I love you” he said in that husky voice that movie stars talk in.
“Okay” said Blixa in a voice more like a strange german man. Which he was.
“But what happened last night?” asked Blixa in the voice of a mouse wearing bondage. “And why does my bum hurt?”
“I don’t know” said Nick in the movie star voice. “Maybe we were sitting too much and that’s why my bum hurts too.”
“That’s probably it” agreed Blixa mousily.
Then they both remembered at the same time. Probably because they were in love.
~~~*~flashback~*~~~~~
He grunted as Blixa put his peen up his bum. He felt good inside, and on his peen. It would have been even better if Blixa wasn’t yelling out “Sooooome wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeere! ooooverrrrr ze rainbooooooooooow!” as he put his peen in Nick again. After a minute when they were done they fell off the sofa and into each others spindly and sticky arms.
They gazed into each others eyes in a romantic way. Nicks eyes looked like limpid pools of water melting into his face like a crying sea goddess.
Blixa coughed, but it sounded nice like a babbling brook. Nick scratched his bum and then said “well that was fun.”
~~~**end of flashback**~~~
“Oh” said Nick.
“Then we weren’t sitting too much, that’s good” said Blixa innocently as he picked link out of his belly button provocatively.
Then Nick hopped like a toad onto Blixas lap and pryed open Blixas mouth with is tongue sexily. And they made out and it was very hot.
~~~~~~**~~*~The end!!!!!!!!~*~~~*~~~~~~~~
I hope so, because this may be the worst thing I have ever written. I'm posting it because I cannot stop laughing. Probably because I am a sick, sick person. Enjoy?
(note: I am sorry. I am so, so sorry. Feel free to kick me outta here..)
When Nick woke up the next morning he was lying on some bed thing next to Blixa. He couldn’t remember what happened.
He poked Blixa awake, who opened his eyes like an angel would, if Nick knew how angels looked. Blixas pale body looked like a snowy field in winter and the yellow bruises on his is hip were yellow snow that you shouldn’t eat.
“Blixa I love you” he said in that husky voice that movie stars talk in.
“Okay” said Blixa in a voice more like a strange german man. Which he was.
“But what happened last night?” asked Blixa in the voice of a mouse wearing bondage. “And why does my bum hurt?”
“I don’t know” said Nick in the movie star voice. “Maybe we were sitting too much and that’s why my bum hurts too.”
“That’s probably it” agreed Blixa mousily.
Then they both remembered at the same time. Probably because they were in love.
~~~*~flashback~*~~~~~
He grunted as Blixa put his peen up his bum. He felt good inside, and on his peen. It would have been even better if Blixa wasn’t yelling out “Sooooome wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeere! ooooverrrrr ze rainbooooooooooow!” as he put his peen in Nick again. After a minute when they were done they fell off the sofa and into each others spindly and sticky arms.
They gazed into each others eyes in a romantic way. Nicks eyes looked like limpid pools of water melting into his face like a crying sea goddess.
Blixa coughed, but it sounded nice like a babbling brook. Nick scratched his bum and then said “well that was fun.”
~~~**end of flashback**~~~
“Oh” said Nick.
“Then we weren’t sitting too much, that’s good” said Blixa innocently as he picked link out of his belly button provocatively.
Then Nick hopped like a toad onto Blixas lap and pryed open Blixas mouth with is tongue sexily. And they made out and it was very hot.
~~~~~~**~~*~The end!!!!!!!!~*~~~*~~~~~~~~