Chris-centric request

[llamabitchyo]

I would love to see either a Chris/anyone or Chris/everyone (*grins*) fic in which Chris sings or quotes part of the Magnetic Fields' "For We Are The King of The Boudoir."

If you don't know the song, I'll put the lyrics and a MP3 link under the cut.

should time allow us to describe our prowess
it would be quite hard to overrate
for we are the king of the boudoir, old thing
and the king doesn't like to wait

one tryst with me and you'll be spinning like a gyroscope
one tryst with me and you'll be pope

should modesty allow us to describe our prowesslessnesslessness
'twould be quite hard to overstate
for we are the king of the boudoir, it's true
and the king doesn't like to wait

one kiss from me and you'll be overjoyed and over-awed
one kiss from me and you'll see God

for we are the king of the boudoir, we are
and the king doesn't like to wait

MP3 here