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1. Anaheim - Drew Miller. I've got a thing for brothers.
2. Atlanta - Ilya Kovalchuk.
4. Buffalo - too many. I'm going with Bear right now. Or POmmers. Or miller. Miller. wait... there's Roy... ok Miller.... wait but i love Bear.... fuck. TOO MANY MEN ON THE ICE!!!!
5. Calgary - Jarome Iginla
6. Carolina - fuck carolina.
7. Chicago - Patrick Sharp
8. Colorado - jose theodore
9. Columbus - Mike Peca. GO Sabres.
10. Dallas - Fuck Dallas. I'll go with Stu. Old sabre, good guy.
11. Detroit - Andreas Lilja
12. Edmonton - Sheldon Souray
13. Florida - Richard Zednik. He likes our wings.
14. LA - Scott Thornton
15. Minnesota - Niklas Backstrom
16. Montreal - brothers are hot.
17. Nashville - DAn ellis. Goooo goalies.
18. New Jersey - Dainius Zubrus. Go sabres
19. NY ISlanders - Ruslan Fedotenko
20. NY Rangers - Chris Drury. it'd be angry sex.
21. Ottawa - Fuck Ottawa.
22. Philadelphia - Daniel Briere. Hands down.
23. Phoenix - Zbynek Michalek
24. Pittsburgh - Evgeni Malkin, because I like him. But he's really young...
25. San Jose - Brian Campbell!!!! Or Nabby. (HAHA SYDNEY!!!)
26. St. Louis - Brad Boyes
27. Tampa Bay - Jeff Halpern...he's hot, dude.
28. Toronto - Fuckin Leafs.
29. Vancouver - The twins. I've got a thing for those as well.
30. Washington - I'd do Brooksie.