Fic: Hate, Detest, Loathe (PG-13) Veronica/Logan

Jul 27, 2006 21:26

Title: Hate, Detest, Loathe
Author: mutinousmuse
Rating: PG-13 for being a bit faaaaabulous
Word Count: 1,123
Spoilers: None really - college AU
Characters: Logan, Veronica, Wallace
Summary: Logan regrets volunteering to help Veronica out with a case.
Author’s Notes: Written for the vm_have_a_day challenge. X-posted to veronicamarsfic. Thanks so much to truemyth for the beta!

Logan concentrated on glaring with his left eye while his right was assaulted with gooeyness. )

veronica, pg-13, logan, mutinousmuse

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queen_haq July 28 2006, 04:36:58 UTC
Heeeeeeeeeee. Loved it. It's been too long since you've written VM fic and damn, I missed it!

“You know, these stockings make my legs look hot.” I fucking loved that line.

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 04:43:15 UTC
Aw, thanks! And actually, I've gotta credit Grace for helping me out with that line. The previous version was way less crackedly funny.

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the_musical July 28 2006, 04:49:02 UTC
logan in fuck me boots...erm. excuse me.

seriously though, thanks for that mental image.

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 04:54:19 UTC
Glad you liked it!

Here's another mental image for you....

*points at icon*

:D

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rowanceleste July 28 2006, 04:56:59 UTC
Poor Logan! I'm sure his legs did look hot in CFM books and stockings though! Veronica is a sadist for putting him in orange...I mean...she couldn't have made him appealing bait in earth tones? I think it was the orange that reduced his street price from $4 to $3...

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rowanceleste July 28 2006, 04:58:03 UTC
why the hell can't we edit our typos out of our comments? Come fuck me boots, even...not books...although I do love books, but that would be random and irrelevant..

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 05:04:42 UTC
Seriously! It drives me crazy. Although I kind of like the idea of fuck me books! Hee.

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 05:03:55 UTC
Oh, absolutely. Blue and he would have been up to five! ;P Glad you enjoyed it!

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afrocurl July 28 2006, 05:13:12 UTC
Musey--that was some brilliant fluff here.

Logan in fuck me boots and orange--a lovely mental image that I'm going to take with me for a few days.

I have to say I think Logan would be more comfortable being in drag after being a celebrity child, but whatever.

What lovely fic to go read before bed!

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 05:16:11 UTC
Glad you liked it? And do celebrities dress their children in drag? I had no idea! ;) *showers you with more fluff*

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afrocurl July 28 2006, 05:18:06 UTC
I imagine that Logan was subjected to baby ads when he was little (or is that canon, I can't remember. Imgaing little Logan as the Water Baby's butt!!1)

More fluff--where?

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 05:21:12 UTC
Hee! Logan baby ads!

Oh, and I meant... metaphorical fluff. Heh. Although I am going to get this vmwhat_if fic done tonight or die trying! Um, very possibly the latter. But hey, at least it will be noble.

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sarah_p July 28 2006, 05:15:12 UTC
YAY! OBVIOUSLY when I gave you the prompt, I was hoping for some Logan in drag action, and you TOTALLY MORE THAN DELIVERED! Because, seriously, Logan is so hot, he'd even make a hot girl. Especially in his trademark orange ;).

“Actually,” Veronica supplied helpfully, “it’s Lorraine.”

“Oookay,” Wallace said, recovering quickly. “Hey, Lorraine, I’ll give you a three bucks if you’ll sing ‘I Feel Pretty’.”

I would TOTALLY pay four bucks for that. And to see Logan give Wallace that lapdance in the cafeteria ;).

This is all kinds of awesome. Because did I mention that you have Logan? IN DRAG? WHY HAVE PEOPLE NOT FICCED ABOUT THIS BEFORE? It's comedy GOLD, I tell you. GOLD. Fantastic! :)

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mutinousmuse July 28 2006, 05:17:59 UTC
Thanks Sarah! I'm glad you liked how the prompt turned out... although I confess, Aaron Echolls was a close second.

*chortles evilly*

I'm really glad you enjoyed the fic! *bows to your crack goddessness*

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