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I Now Pronounce You Husband and Keeper - Glee - Sue/Will

Jun 06, 2010 20:03

Title: I Now Pronounce You Husband and Keeper
Pairing: Sue/Will
Word Count: 5450
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pegging, dub-con, Sue.
A/N: Written for the 'pegging' square on my Kink Bingo card. I blame these guys for refusing to discourage me.
Summary: Sue needs a trophy husband, and she knows just the man for the job.

( I Now Pronounce You Husband and Keeper )

fandom:glee, pairing:sue/will, challenge:kink bingo, character:will schuester, character:sue sylvester

Comments 14

i_longtobe June 6 2010, 20:42:12 UTC

THIS WAS HILARIOUS. ACTUALLY. FUNNIEST FANFIC IVE EVER READ.

"He can speak Spanish, rap, and no doubt rap in Spanish"

"I don't have a heart. I had it replaced with an arc reactor. More efficient."

"Are you ready to come, William?"

Where do you come up with this stuff? LOOOL. THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY.

ideaofglam June 6 2010, 20:51:39 UTC

This was hilarious. I haven't yet read a fic from Sue's point of view, and you told the story perfectly. I loved your characterization of her, and normally she gets on my nerves after a while, but she didn't in this fic. Good job.

andbless_mybaby June 6 2010, 23:50:18 UTC

Fucking amazing. I don't even know what else to say. I just realized that I have always needed this fic in my life. AND YOU BROUGHT IT.

"If you insist on continuing to work here, I need you to do so for free. Your salary is going to go straight into the budget for my Cheerios." It wouldn't help much, but it might be enough to fund her glitter supplies for the smaller numbers.

Oh, dear god. My sides hurt from laughing so hard. This story wins. I don't even know what it wins (maybe everything?), but it just. Wins.

allan_93 June 7 2010, 01:47:53 UTC

"If you'll look further," she invited with a wave of her hand, "you'll see that your landlord just so happens to be the third-cousin of one of the judge's childhood friends. The evidence speaks for itself."

HAHAHAA, that part was hilarious. Well, the whole thing was hilarious. I loved it! :)

greyelveneyes June 7 2010, 03:18:26 UTC

YES. YES TO ALL OF THIS. Seriously, I saw this on my flist and went "MUST. READ. RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW."

And it was AMAZING.

That was actually an understatement. She was the self-appointed fucking champion of the universe. Nobody did it better. Nobody could do it better.

THIS I believe this with every fiber of my being. PEG THAT ASS, SUE. ♥