Oh Joy, allergies are in full affect...

[fib]

woke up this morning. Left eye was about swollen shut. As soon as I sat up, I started sneezing and didn't stop 'til I got in the shower. Once I got out of the shower, went to brush my teeth and realized that my lips were gone. Must have blown them off during the sneezing jag. Luckily, before I had to leave to catch the bus this morning, I found the cat playing with my lips in the hall.

*any suggestions on the best way to reattach lips to ones face using office supplies would be greatly appreciated*