Your life will end up reading this.

May 12, 2005 00:59

Hello! This journal is now friends only. Comment to be added. Yay!

I found Bonsai Story Generator (thanks, Generator Blog!). It takes coherent text and turns it into what I think sounds like a crazy nonsense dream. The idea is "to prune delicately at the words to create a story." I entered a selection of entries from my journal.

Ordinary Poem
To be found for help but in what would they keep popping up.
At least real worms are good Very good.
Dude.
I had a most wondrous journey.
She was happy Then at junior college, I wore my iPod finally and DIE DEBRA DIE.
Um...
well, I was clumsy, so that it would be a good for the light blue cast or splint thing off so I could relax with as little debt as possible and when I can think that worse could be this morning.
That was a long day and not be found for awhile.
But a month later, who had moved Why are you sure I have been extra helpful to see her condition.
After the carpeted stairs at just the wrong It would do it was like going to school in another work-related diatribe, so that's why I didn't write that she heard that Mike told me like eight different bank so my poor arm along for a half years at UPS!
Let me explain, in their area and move more slowly.
Your life will end up reading this.
Gah!

It's like are you were most and least real worms are good I can think of the outbound after peak season.
Once she does it.
Those damn thing, so that I was referring to?
works what That's a half hour and Cholula.
Quit with a bus I take care of public transport karma points or something.
Friggin' supervisors.
Why open my bank account has -$14, and Law & Order: Special Pongal Bonus!
My mother broke her toe.
I landed on a Monday?
GRR.
I think she's trying to get a more access to the bony doctor tomorrow.
Hopefully, they wanted to get a half years at the hipster sitcom references.
Did you misspell Vicodin left over two years.
They've worked on until a month later, who will disappear in April last minute, I spelled-checked Vicodin as Vicoden?
You know what I'm talking about this iPod is that I have a running joke.
BFF!
Um, it's about you, what was one guy at once feelings of happiness and margarita mix and I sold a dock on my ankle.
Fortunately, I can't wait till Friday next, when Meghan was caught falling asleep at 9 in its trailer rather than let the outbound after peak season!
So I bet you were a resume and Mexico, respectively.
The worst they will saw lots of many a good supervisor.
Then he told them what is called PSC.
I sold a most wondrous journey.
She was happy again, even a question!
Shut up.
So, what That's a spider, wasn't he?
I would've posted and Bea were most and was heartbroken and every time for peak season!
So what cities did you visit?
Yeah?
Well, so's your manager blah about you, what I'm talking about just think of is evil.
Delicious, but in what I'm talking about this iPod is that sweet, sweet broken bone sympathy action.
I mean, record the whole thing or anywhere near it, on it from the last time I think she's trying to get a free hot/cold gel pack out of it, though.
When I wouldn't be a good supervisor.
Then at work Making money and my iPod.
Basic HTML is evil.
Delicious, but I don't know how she knew someone else would seem that was stuck by a metal pole.
It turns out the jerkass sup who runs your area, and when I have inherited my Toronto school.
So an otherwise dull 25 minutes of Alias!
Goddammit!
This is my mom went to a pretty rude question.
How about that.
I've been moved.
Now who would seem that worse could have known this one of her if she ignored it from CDs I should begin at an ever-so-cheerful pace to retrieve the building.
Alas, she could see strolling into the office, where I had a medium Dunkin' Donuts coffee last night on Why is up at you blankly.
Wait, that's not even a situation, and the evil Last night I was dismayed to track it so I did get a free hot/cold gel pack out of my area has known this Saturday, six weeks!
Hooray.
Crap, I was desirous why anyone would do it worth showing up: * Debra the aforementioned Crazy Bitch was a long-ass previously.
Will you just grows back to sleep hours = crazy mixed up * Debra the aforementioned Crazy Bitch was breaking a dozen doughnuts from a hole in the bathroom for her if she didn't see him everyday!
Happiness!
But Meghan, I was bounding down that chute, all those bags of my job.
So she could have been promoted!
She thought she had secretly harbored feelings for him everyday!
Happiness!
But next came the dark two things happened that made it worth showing up: * Debra the aforementioned Crazy Bitch was like FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD because she knew she was a long-ass previously.
Will you just fire her already, or anywhere near it, on Monday like all hell that means.
I'm going out tonight, but it was nice to get some movie with the full-time supervisor at UPS, you sir!
God, I am being moved?
Why do they keep popping up.
At the last sentence is it?
the gruesome details concerning money My checking account has -$14, and watch my last post?
Let's see: * I must know a missort from me.
No she does she have broken an interview with the full-time supervisor who runs the outbound after peak season.
Once she knew someone else would steal one of her It turns out these N*E*R*D and my mother with the moment.
Hmm...what's happened since my iPod finally and me.
Trust me, it's not natural.
Fibula update!
I'm going to ask Janie or Urbana-Champaign or overgoods [open packages] that I can think of everything I am being indecisiveMeghan at work ever since she have to steal a nasty bruise that assesses your area, and that's why I didn't want to try to get rid of intent, 2have an unsatisfactory.
There were three hours this purse.
Now let's see him again, but evil.
Last night Fer chrissakes.
But Meghan, I will be able to down to works what it stands for the Skeptical.
Also I ordered my mother's glass ankles; she's sprained/broken her friend again.
A few weeks Hooray.
Crap, I should have the questions on the test.
One type would just fire her head whenever she got back to sleep And food.
Wait, but you will be settled into her.
It turns out of a printout of the process went quite well I did get a bunch of her.
* Tanya and margarita mix and then bitch called security because Ashley will have less broken bones.
GRRR!
I have thwarted myself.
Good night!Previously, on it from England and every time I heard the truck rumble away.
Who is up that said, Did you misspell Vicodin on Google, and was dismayed to get a spider, wasn't he?
I have to a different bank so bad if she ignored it out at the same dock/collection rollers/if you suggest new ideas, ask what you that.
So...
I'm off packages which is upstairs, and Assistant Program Manager and Mexico, respectively.
The worst they show great, thought-provoking movies like this one guy, whose name I can tell you what's easier, is when you must 1submit a box when I will move more Oh, Meghan.
Will you just think work which is that I've put songs on PBS.
Why is everyone being stretched from Scotland, Wales, Florida, Virginia, Arizona, Canada, England, and reading a austistic-type guy.
He was stuck by September I put it for her own leisurely pace.
And you know the gruesome details concerning money on Monday My last night and getting paid again.
It's nice to see who tries to work this 2 AM on the bus, hauling all excited about just think work area gets hurt.
Which makes me happy.
Then when I landed on Ordinary Blog: Meghan Will you know, Crazy Bitch.
Who did you ever learn?
There was a metal pole.
So, I can't wait thank you cannot imagine unless you were most wondrous journey.
She was happy again, even sure I work, which Meghan's clumsy arse broke her toe.
I hate that worse could relax with clueless idiots who runs the hipster sitcom references.
Did you misspell Vicodin on Google, and bought me It makes me shudder to go home early today not any bulk or overgoods [open packages] that story.
One good thing about this one guy whose name I hadn't attempted to do it was shipping from Shanghai, China last sentence is called PSC.
I should have unlucky underwear.
Today I went to a question!
Shut up.
So, what is called Bollywood for like twenty minutes and every time I found out, but it's at the door of my first entry.
How about that.
I've been creepin' me out lately.
Seriously.
* My last semester at work it is once feelings of questions on a Monday?
GRR.
I must've slept about the covers for like twenty minutes waiting for sleep.
And so my mother's glass ankles; she's sprained/broken her another one, which is upstairs, and NOT DO HER GODDAMN JOB.
I hear is where I was clumsy, so that's why I didn't write that made it stands for it.
But let's not exactly generous with as little debt as happens often you suggest new ideas, ask for feedback, are sad all you know?
I was really listened to.
It would have to complain so I wouldn't be a good for the office but two things make you physically put a package handling, now to graduate school on Monday.
My last semester at the beginning.
The participants were a supervisor in my Toronto school.
So I was shipping from the dispenser if I'm deserving of Just don't ask Janie or Miguel if someone in the crazy, mixed up when I can move her friend.
Months passed, and his nice-smellingness and Cholula.
Quit with the idiot sups with his own people, whatever the bony doctor basically told me I could relax with Good night!Previously, on my ankle.
Fortunately, I found a standardized test, so over two and a test that makes me a snack?
God, I got fed up to our supervisors are quickly hefting boxes up to find one more?
Oh, Meghan.
Will you just grows back in and then bitch and moan about you, what I'm talking about it if I hadn't attempted to eat, so I don't know Crazy Bitch Who did Sort of.
Just don't ask for feedback, are so noisy!
This better earn me explain, in my area and 3take a chute that come our supervisors are they scared of her already, or Law & Order!
I pushed well, punched, but I do know she does.
Every time etc.
The Present Hey!
Another sup who runs your area, and not much information.
They'll probably put a package in its about the door of is this very person!
All at the door of my mother and Pie de la Cuesta right Sigh...
Our Cabana is called PSC.
I was fine.
I am being moved?
Why open my bank account for you, lady!
I will be cheerful.
If you Debra the hell happened?
See, God, here's the moment.
Hmm...what's happened that made it worth showing up: * Debra the aforementioned Crazy Bitch was able to play with.
Good for her, having an appendage yourself.
The Present Hey!
Another sup who had secretly harbored feelings for him $1.
The participants were from England and Mexico, respectively.
The Program Manager Sol and how upstairs and there's a printout of public transport karma points or something.
It's easy to be a good for the last time etc.
The second type would describe a half years They've worked on Ordinary Blog: Meghan Will you ever learn?
There was a bunch of them fell out but then the world does not be found for awhile.
But next came the dark two hours.
I mean, record the whole story from Bollywood movies.
It's called Bollywood for me, and not try to rely on the test.
One good thing cause...you know if I'm deserving of overtime!!!
I work, which she gladly accpeted.
This wouldn't even a printout of shipping.
But Meghan, I guess!
Also!
I have no idea what you're thinking.
But let's not work in OB 10 and least likely to buy a snack?
God, I even screamed for peak season.
Once she does not.
And so my lazy arse was just the wrong angle.
Cartoon-style, I thought I won't allow it!
This...can't...be!
Seriously, though, I ordered my money, though, so that I heard the bus, hauling all I hear me.
It would seem that I may buy a dozen doughnuts from a hole in some movie with a dozen doughnuts from habla-ing español, Meghan I must 1submit a half hour and a site came up that story.
One type would have been moved.
Now who would seem that story.
One type would have been up for the soil.
Earthworms, anyway.
I'm not be found out, but this very giggly.
It would seem that I registered for good measure.
God I have inherited my iPod finally and yet my iPod.
Basic HTML is called PSC.
I did get a more access to do it away in their area of the sock...
Um, sorry.
Too bad my Toronto school.
So I have unlucky underwear.
Today work was really getting paid well for it.
But Meghan, I heard the collections chute all I was really getting into the office but this very person!
All at work today not any bulk or tomorrow to Acapulco.
During the soil.
Earthworms, anyway.
I'm not proper package and the whole thing cause...you know if I'm deserving of them fell out goddammit!
As soon as fulfilling, but then the building.
Alas, she had secretly harbored feelings of happiness and NOT DO HER GODDAMN JOB.
I would've posted and watch my first entry.
How about that.
I've been moved.
What's...going on?
Why are they scared of Just don't ask Janie or splint thing off so what was desirous why I didn't want this thing off so much?
No, she always felt he bought four boxes and who runs your management skills.
The point of a box decided to do it Maybe I can't mention because all I had some movie with his own people, whatever the tv on Ordinary Blog: Meghan also saw this cast Today's lesson is: never see him again, as much, because she was like, are good.
Very good.
Dude.
I own are on time, etc.
The worst they would, else I'm gonna be a good Dude.
I can't wait till Friday next, when I put a package handling, now to graduate school in Toronto and applied to It turns out the back of I'm going to Mexico City, and not try to rely on but I missed the last time etc.
The participants were three types of questions honestly.
I can move on until a test that made it the box so that I have thwarted myself.
Good Get out of my journal.
I have summer school.
Insert long day and not try and explain.
Also, I'm trying to get some of the latest drama going to Mexico City, and never see who tries to know the jerkass sup who had been moved.
Now who would steal one guy paid, except I didn't have thwarted myself.
Good for her, having an orthopedic person today or Miguel if you were up to school in October!
For six hours of Alias!
Goddammit!
This wouldn't even be so I offered her friend.
Months passed, and that's why I didn't write that said, Did you meet some people selling them what they wanted to eat, so I wouldn't be as fulfilling, but no one guy at her own are good.
Very good.
Dude.
I did get to go to Mexico City, and threw in its trailer rather than let the world does it.
Those damn thing, so I saw a movie called Sometimes in excruciating detail no one could happen and my mother and me.
Trust me, it's not need to 70 lbs, she saw him again, as fulfilling, but you will move more imprisoned.
Special Pongal Bonus!
My goal is no, right?
Sigh...
Our story ends with Good night!Previously, on the test.
One type would be interested in the cabinet like all hell that means.
I'm going to Mexico respectively.
The other volunteers were from Scotland Caroline- the last time I found out, but no one more?
Oh, Meghan.
Will you ever since she was able to access it so I saw fit to steal my iPod.
Basic HTML is located in excruciating detail no idea what you're thinking.
But Meghan, I will be pissed.
I have to It turns out the outbound.
While the ass of such kindness.
So, I have thwarted myself.
Good job, Meghan.
I'll be pissed.
I was referring to?
works what That's fine.
Good thing the soil.
Earthworms, anyway.
I'm not be as possible and there's a doughnut?
I think that's where I became overly confident.
I've kicked the collections chute because she see strolling into Toronto or something.
Friggin' supervisors.
Why is everyone being replaced with myself.
It would seem that I found out, but I do it for good measure.
God help me, I wore my mom had scored an interview with my money, though, so much yay creamy mango and bottles of cookies around the bag.
They are quickly hefting boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
That can't be so bad my lazy arse was just not natural.
Fibula update!
I'm going to Mexico respectively.
The worst they show great, thought-provoking movies like this very person!
All at you blankly.
Wait, that's not even a dock on the bus, hauling all I hear me.
It would seem that I can almost slide my money, though, so Meghan left over from Argentina.
Christine and Mexico, respectively.
The Present Hey!
Another sup who had been moved.
Now who would else I'm gonna be blissful when little things happened that crazy bitch called security because she always felt he had been creepin' me I answered those kids.
We should she see strolling into the office where Mike told me explain, in its trailer rather than let the office but in what cities did get a few times, too.
So she could have known this one after working two and threw in Spanish, because we were from Scotland, Wales, Florida, Virginia, Arizona, Canada, England, and not try to get rid of songs from Bollywood movies.
It's called security because DizzyNauseousMeghan + heavy boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
That was a box when Meghan was ...

Best. Line. Ever.
"Then when I landed on Ordinary Blog: Meghan Will you know, Crazy Bitch."
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