To do list

[fiamme_rta]

Neatly written note on the Knight Commander's desk:

1) Brief knights re appropriate spontaneous gestures during and after ceremony. Cheers, yes. Rambling anecdotes to be discouraged.

2) Dress uniform -- check alterations.

3) Honour guard required? General inspection.

4) Lute strings.

Scrawled note beside item 1:

5 lashes sufficient?

Comments

[kestrel_r2a]

Will there be shinies at this shindig? Shinies that may not be firmly attached to anyone?

[fiamme_rta]

Let me think. Prince Bleys marrying a Duchess? I should think the chances of overpriced bling being draped on the stupid/unwary/gullible and/or drunk is pretty high.

So, it really depends on your definition of 'firmly attached'... And whether you can source a forged official invitation fast enough...