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Yesterday's bash was a great success, despite me showing up late, drunk to my own party. I fully blame Ryan and possibly Joe.
We were going to go to Festival, but it was pouring buckets and a 300 pound hooker tried to charge us $5 to park in her pimp lot, so we went to Chuck E Cheese's and then saw the Break-Up with J. Aniston, which is both sad and true but not as funny as I was hoping for.
Okay, so then after some drinks at Applebees, we came back here, let people into my apartment, and drank more. Good times.
The only thing I'm sad about is that Austin hates me and probably wishes I would die. But really, it's my fault because I do everything wrong. Including things that should be good for me.
We were going to go to Festival, but it was pouring buckets and a 300 pound hooker tried to charge us $5 to park in her pimp lot, so we went to Chuck E Cheese's and then saw the Break-Up with J. Aniston, which is both sad and true but not as funny as I was hoping for.
Okay, so then after some drinks at Applebees, we came back here, let people into my apartment, and drank more. Good times.
The only thing I'm sad about is that Austin hates me and probably wishes I would die. But really, it's my fault because I do everything wrong. Including things that should be good for me.