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Okay, so in last weeks episode of Doctor Who, the TARDIS (his ship), got her.....Soul put into a person and basically was human for an episode. For those of you who don't follow the fanbase, it's basically the same thing as all those fan fictions about Excalibur becoming human and then a bunch of porn happening.
My friend Clinton and I have been laughing about it for the week and it finally culminated into a conversation that I think sums up our friendship quite well.
Clinton says
I could go into more bad Doctor/TARDIS puns if you like.
Gina Davis says
Puns please.
Clinton says
Well, he's always molesting her, tweaking her bits underneath her console.
Gina Davis says
And the stroking, don’t forget the stroking.
Clinton says
And he's always in her when he's traveling. Sometimes, she even opens up for him.
Gina Davis says
He just comes and goes as he pleases.
We are horrible people.
Clinton says
Lol. But that episode sure brought a new dimension to everything the Doctor does to the TARDIS and the TARDIS does to him. Though I'm sure it just brought some confirmation to what everyone already thought.
Gina Davis says
Yeah
Clinton says
Especially since she said that she loved him at the end...Bow chicka bow wow.
....That's a good idea for a video! A compilation of him pressing buttons, piloting, tooling around, making repairs...All set to porno music.
Gina Davis says
......................LOL
Clinton says
I'm sure he has a magazine under his bed...If he even has one...Does he ever sleep? Anyways, yeah it's probably something like "Busty Blue Boxes".
Gina Davis says
Oh my GOD that it fantastic. I have to post that somewhere.
My friend Clinton and I have been laughing about it for the week and it finally culminated into a conversation that I think sums up our friendship quite well.
Clinton says
I could go into more bad Doctor/TARDIS puns if you like.
Gina Davis says
Puns please.
Clinton says
Well, he's always molesting her, tweaking her bits underneath her console.
Gina Davis says
And the stroking, don’t forget the stroking.
Clinton says
And he's always in her when he's traveling. Sometimes, she even opens up for him.
Gina Davis says
He just comes and goes as he pleases.
We are horrible people.
Clinton says
Lol. But that episode sure brought a new dimension to everything the Doctor does to the TARDIS and the TARDIS does to him. Though I'm sure it just brought some confirmation to what everyone already thought.
Gina Davis says
Yeah
Clinton says
Especially since she said that she loved him at the end...Bow chicka bow wow.
....That's a good idea for a video! A compilation of him pressing buttons, piloting, tooling around, making repairs...All set to porno music.
Gina Davis says
......................LOL
Clinton says
I'm sure he has a magazine under his bed...If he even has one...Does he ever sleep? Anyways, yeah it's probably something like "Busty Blue Boxes".
Gina Davis says
Oh my GOD that it fantastic. I have to post that somewhere.