Is it safe to write again
Craziest couple of weeks ever
First the random trip to EDC
Then the even more random trip to Oregon
Now I stretch on the floor remembering it all
Misty calls me like a week before EDC (Misty being the stripper I met at Chad's warehouse party after Devil's Knight) I hadn't talk to this girl in 6 months and out of the blue she's like let's hit EDC. I'm like "bitch I hope you know what you're getting into" but I jumped through the random window yet again since I'd be driving and she's paying for gas.
The ride down was smooth Thrusday, we went to the beach and tailgated. Met up with todd's posse to check in then I went skimboarding, fucking awesome! Crash at Curtis and Alana's to get ready for EDC day 1, this is where shit gets interesting.
Before EDC I eat a chicken salad, Misty orders pizza. We hit the party everything is fantastic! Big diesel spider, fake blood (the new rabbit in the moon) and I met this girl Sami in line for the freefall carnival ride. Made some joke about a prostate exam giving people the same reaction, oh the faces were priceless! That was after I had ditched Misty's dumbass, she had to meet up with strange dude that followed us everywhere. I left them together for a couple hours and did my thang, phone battery dead. She took a bean and a half I had 2.
It was her first massive so when I called her from the car she was mad, but she had that guy she requested to join us with her so it was cool. Chaperone shit. THIS BITCH! goes fucking nuts cuz were stuck in traffic with everyone else, soon as she gets in the car she said "I have to pee" I said why did you get in the car before using a toilet first? I have to PULL OVER ON THE SIDEWALK and block her from traffic while she becomes DJ PoppaSquat behind some steps... so illegal. Later, still in traffic, pull over to this gas station that I know for sure is closed. Once again I have to block her with her british MINI Cooper sheizer while she stares me in the eye this time not inches from the passenger door and says "I'm peeing" Bitch I can see that. A car drives by behind her and laughs, I laugh too.
Next day she didn't even go to the party, and she was the one all lets get reg tix both days. I went had a great time and crashed with brit, or at least tried to ;) She picks me up the next morning trying to give me shit for taking too long to leave Cali, I put my foot down, then in her ass. She takes over driving and got into 2 accidents that would have taken us to jail had I not been screaming "STOP BITCH STOP!" She wanted to drive, said I was too stop and go! Amazing I made it home alive, I also noticed on the way home she was popping some sort of pill every hour or half hour even! Diet pills I'm guessing/hoping cuz anything else besides tic tacs and her time is real short here.
I have to be in control unless I know for sure someone else can handle the situation
So that girl Sami I met she was with some dude named Jeff on Friday, he ditched her after I met up with her again Saturday. So we was textin still half rollin and of course your attractive and oh you are too we should have spent more time together no regrets you should come to Oregon for the 4th of July OK. Wait what just happend?
Bought a rountrip plane ticket for a great price and off i went, to wing it with a girl going premed. I knew it wouldn't be the same since we weren't all faded but we have a shit ton in common. Flights weren't too bad, rental car not bad but the one lane traffic getting to the Oregon coast! HORRIBLE! 1 hour of life failed, I parked and shut off my shit several times. An accident on the 4th one lane each way.
Finally make it to her house and she runs around the corner holding two paperbowls filled with baked beans. Her family was very hospitable and friendly and already drunk, I chopped wood (quite well) for the first time there. We head to the beach to meet up with her friends. They got a fire started and we search for driftwood to burn all night, also a little meet and greet green style with her awesome friends. Sami's cousin Sarah was funny she had a huge staff looking stick and I'm like "Do Gandalf!"
So were kickin it as it starts to get dark, and I see another group with a couple guys tossing pitches for hitting with our stick that looked like a bat. I trot over and their sitting log is huge! Sami said they tried to push it earlier to no avail. I tell the guy I've never played baseball, show me whats up! I hit a homerun ball all non-chalant, then they leave and I start to push that muthafuckin log homie! Got it half way before I looked up and saw Sami's father and the girls come to help. After that tho we had the best fire on the beach by far.
I'm drunk havin a great time and Sami's friend Mike comes down and he's got all kinds of the good Illegal ass fireworks! OMG we went demolition man out there, he brought white widow which wow. The coast was beautiful with both sides of the city setting off fireworks, so beautiful with the marine layer making each campfire seperated vision wise. Perfect. SO Mike and I had a couple roman candle fights and earned each others respect with beach ninja battles that ended evenly and entertaining as well.
Mike's girls Lydia has dredlocks and the 3 of us headed up the stairs from the beach to go on a beer run, when out of the darkness shadows near the clubhouse was a fat figure with long hair. He's inches towards me and says "Do you believe in our saviour Jesus (mexican way) Christo?" First words out of my mouth were "You're on acid aren't you! stay away from me" Then we realize this fried out profit is headed towards our campfire so we better hurry the fuck up with this beer run! Get back and that fool is chillin at our campfire creepin out the 4 girls, so I get a little douchey and call him out on his fried lies. Later Mike told me he admitted to being on acid to him over a beer, fuckin knew it.
Mike and walk back to the house so the girls can drive, he gives me a finger dip of Molly and bludgin the brain with the widow and I'm done show me to my tent please. Crash, wakeup eat breakfast with everyone, cleanup. Then Sami takes me to the tallest lighthouse in Oregon, she taught me alot in such little time. We go Mike's place until it's time to watch Disney's UP at the drive in, which was so breath taking just with the full moon in the back of a pickup bundled up in July. I just wish she was closer.
Crash on Mike's couch, wakeup to go waterfall hunting as Mike is going to school for Botany I once again learned a shit ton while taking a nice hike in some bad air jordans. The waterfall was beautiful, with a camping spot close to it... I could get used to that hehe. Sami showed me Portland that night and it was a night I'll never forget, there's so much in common... so many miles too. Crashed on her parents couch, woke up and scrambled eggs for the family. Sami, her sister and I watched Hook/MJ memorial till It was time to launch for the airport. I returned my rental car, took the Molly I got from Mike for the flights and off I went. Loving the rumble of the jets with skull candy on my ears blasting fake blood. I am blessed
First the random trip to EDC
Then the even more random trip to Oregon
Now I stretch on the floor remembering it all
Misty calls me like a week before EDC (Misty being the stripper I met at Chad's warehouse party after Devil's Knight) I hadn't talk to this girl in 6 months and out of the blue she's like let's hit EDC. I'm like "bitch I hope you know what you're getting into" but I jumped through the random window yet again since I'd be driving and she's paying for gas.
The ride down was smooth Thrusday, we went to the beach and tailgated. Met up with todd's posse to check in then I went skimboarding, fucking awesome! Crash at Curtis and Alana's to get ready for EDC day 1, this is where shit gets interesting.
Before EDC I eat a chicken salad, Misty orders pizza. We hit the party everything is fantastic! Big diesel spider, fake blood (the new rabbit in the moon) and I met this girl Sami in line for the freefall carnival ride. Made some joke about a prostate exam giving people the same reaction, oh the faces were priceless! That was after I had ditched Misty's dumbass, she had to meet up with strange dude that followed us everywhere. I left them together for a couple hours and did my thang, phone battery dead. She took a bean and a half I had 2.
It was her first massive so when I called her from the car she was mad, but she had that guy she requested to join us with her so it was cool. Chaperone shit. THIS BITCH! goes fucking nuts cuz were stuck in traffic with everyone else, soon as she gets in the car she said "I have to pee" I said why did you get in the car before using a toilet first? I have to PULL OVER ON THE SIDEWALK and block her from traffic while she becomes DJ PoppaSquat behind some steps... so illegal. Later, still in traffic, pull over to this gas station that I know for sure is closed. Once again I have to block her with her british MINI Cooper sheizer while she stares me in the eye this time not inches from the passenger door and says "I'm peeing" Bitch I can see that. A car drives by behind her and laughs, I laugh too.
Next day she didn't even go to the party, and she was the one all lets get reg tix both days. I went had a great time and crashed with brit, or at least tried to ;) She picks me up the next morning trying to give me shit for taking too long to leave Cali, I put my foot down, then in her ass. She takes over driving and got into 2 accidents that would have taken us to jail had I not been screaming "STOP BITCH STOP!" She wanted to drive, said I was too stop and go! Amazing I made it home alive, I also noticed on the way home she was popping some sort of pill every hour or half hour even! Diet pills I'm guessing/hoping cuz anything else besides tic tacs and her time is real short here.
I have to be in control unless I know for sure someone else can handle the situation
So that girl Sami I met she was with some dude named Jeff on Friday, he ditched her after I met up with her again Saturday. So we was textin still half rollin and of course your attractive and oh you are too we should have spent more time together no regrets you should come to Oregon for the 4th of July OK. Wait what just happend?
Bought a rountrip plane ticket for a great price and off i went, to wing it with a girl going premed. I knew it wouldn't be the same since we weren't all faded but we have a shit ton in common. Flights weren't too bad, rental car not bad but the one lane traffic getting to the Oregon coast! HORRIBLE! 1 hour of life failed, I parked and shut off my shit several times. An accident on the 4th one lane each way.
Finally make it to her house and she runs around the corner holding two paperbowls filled with baked beans. Her family was very hospitable and friendly and already drunk, I chopped wood (quite well) for the first time there. We head to the beach to meet up with her friends. They got a fire started and we search for driftwood to burn all night, also a little meet and greet green style with her awesome friends. Sami's cousin Sarah was funny she had a huge staff looking stick and I'm like "Do Gandalf!"
So were kickin it as it starts to get dark, and I see another group with a couple guys tossing pitches for hitting with our stick that looked like a bat. I trot over and their sitting log is huge! Sami said they tried to push it earlier to no avail. I tell the guy I've never played baseball, show me whats up! I hit a homerun ball all non-chalant, then they leave and I start to push that muthafuckin log homie! Got it half way before I looked up and saw Sami's father and the girls come to help. After that tho we had the best fire on the beach by far.
I'm drunk havin a great time and Sami's friend Mike comes down and he's got all kinds of the good Illegal ass fireworks! OMG we went demolition man out there, he brought white widow which wow. The coast was beautiful with both sides of the city setting off fireworks, so beautiful with the marine layer making each campfire seperated vision wise. Perfect. SO Mike and I had a couple roman candle fights and earned each others respect with beach ninja battles that ended evenly and entertaining as well.
Mike's girls Lydia has dredlocks and the 3 of us headed up the stairs from the beach to go on a beer run, when out of the darkness shadows near the clubhouse was a fat figure with long hair. He's inches towards me and says "Do you believe in our saviour Jesus (mexican way) Christo?" First words out of my mouth were "You're on acid aren't you! stay away from me" Then we realize this fried out profit is headed towards our campfire so we better hurry the fuck up with this beer run! Get back and that fool is chillin at our campfire creepin out the 4 girls, so I get a little douchey and call him out on his fried lies. Later Mike told me he admitted to being on acid to him over a beer, fuckin knew it.
Mike and walk back to the house so the girls can drive, he gives me a finger dip of Molly and bludgin the brain with the widow and I'm done show me to my tent please. Crash, wakeup eat breakfast with everyone, cleanup. Then Sami takes me to the tallest lighthouse in Oregon, she taught me alot in such little time. We go Mike's place until it's time to watch Disney's UP at the drive in, which was so breath taking just with the full moon in the back of a pickup bundled up in July. I just wish she was closer.
Crash on Mike's couch, wakeup to go waterfall hunting as Mike is going to school for Botany I once again learned a shit ton while taking a nice hike in some bad air jordans. The waterfall was beautiful, with a camping spot close to it... I could get used to that hehe. Sami showed me Portland that night and it was a night I'll never forget, there's so much in common... so many miles too. Crashed on her parents couch, woke up and scrambled eggs for the family. Sami, her sister and I watched Hook/MJ memorial till It was time to launch for the airport. I returned my rental car, took the Molly I got from Mike for the flights and off I went. Loving the rumble of the jets with skull candy on my ears blasting fake blood. I am blessed