More bad dreams
But this time it's cuz I drank a XL strawberry shake and went to bed
This wasn't the normal catastrophic dream
Some girl took my wallet and spilled all my credit cards everywhere
I spent all night finding and picking them up, just annoying lol
The feeling that I let the best thing to ever happen to me get away grows everyday
All I can do is learn from my mistakes, be a better man everyday and who knows...
In the past I was completely consumed by myself, I felt there were things that I absolutely had to do before getting too old. That was as foolish as thinking you could fall in love in Vegas. I had the right idea crossing the border and looking outside the box, now everything in the box looks like shit lol.
A thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton shall be my next parody victim!
I'm thinking gay gangster goes on a drive by, problem is I have to listen to the original over and over to brainstorm!
And now, the gay gangster doin a drive by to Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles. If you have the song I dare you to try and keep up lol.
Makin my way down town
Drivin fast
Lookin fo yo ass
Ready to throw down
*cocks gun*
First I check my hair
Need some spray
Halter top gray
Booty shorts that say "Plow"
Then I emptied a clip from the Desert Eagle
*pow pow pow*
But I missed you!
You can't escape chocolate thunder
If I could fart
Into your eyes
Those chocolate chips of shit
Would give you pink eye
Cuz you know I'd blow a thousand guys
If I could just kill you...
Tonight
Ate a block of cheese
And I'm Turnin blue
Gotta drop a deuce
But not till I Cleveland Steam
Been holdin it for too long
Bowl movements all wrong
Think I poisoned myself internally
Bitch *finger snap*
You look like shmeagle
And your hips grew
Say hi to Mr. Cucumber
Asparagus cole slaw
I ate I won't lie
So you smell funny after I let your
Golden shower fly
Cuz you know I'd blow a thousand guys
If I could just kill you...
Tonight
I
Cried
You fucked that Jew-bag
Frankenstein
Fine
But then you blew Henry
Why?!
The power tie?
Don't wanna let this go
I, I don't...
Making my way down town
Driving fast
My Uzi will blast
In the showdown
I think I see your head
Let the Uzi spray
Then the AK
Into the crowd
There's was lots of bleeding
But I still missed you
And now I wonder...
Your Brazilian waxed balls
Hypnotize
Cuz after all
You're still my guy
Cuz you know I'd blow a thousand guys
If I could just be with you...
Your faberge balls
My chin they lie
The Astroglide
I won't use my teeth this time
Cuz you know I want to blow just one guy
And that, would be, you
Let me blow you...
Tonight
*pow pow*
This wasn't the normal catastrophic dream
Some girl took my wallet and spilled all my credit cards everywhere
I spent all night finding and picking them up, just annoying lol
The feeling that I let the best thing to ever happen to me get away grows everyday
All I can do is learn from my mistakes, be a better man everyday and who knows...
In the past I was completely consumed by myself, I felt there were things that I absolutely had to do before getting too old. That was as foolish as thinking you could fall in love in Vegas. I had the right idea crossing the border and looking outside the box, now everything in the box looks like shit lol.
A thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton shall be my next parody victim!
I'm thinking gay gangster goes on a drive by, problem is I have to listen to the original over and over to brainstorm!
And now, the gay gangster doin a drive by to Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles. If you have the song I dare you to try and keep up lol.
Makin my way down town
Drivin fast
Lookin fo yo ass
Ready to throw down
*cocks gun*
First I check my hair
Need some spray
Halter top gray
Booty shorts that say "Plow"
Then I emptied a clip from the Desert Eagle
*pow pow pow*
But I missed you!
You can't escape chocolate thunder
If I could fart
Into your eyes
Those chocolate chips of shit
Would give you pink eye
Cuz you know I'd blow a thousand guys
If I could just kill you...
Tonight
Ate a block of cheese
And I'm Turnin blue
Gotta drop a deuce
But not till I Cleveland Steam
Been holdin it for too long
Bowl movements all wrong
Think I poisoned myself internally
Bitch *finger snap*
You look like shmeagle
And your hips grew
Say hi to Mr. Cucumber
Asparagus cole slaw
I ate I won't lie
So you smell funny after I let your
Golden shower fly
Cuz you know I'd blow a thousand guys
If I could just kill you...
Tonight
I
Cried
You fucked that Jew-bag
Frankenstein
Fine
But then you blew Henry
Why?!
The power tie?
Don't wanna let this go
I, I don't...
Making my way down town
Driving fast
My Uzi will blast
In the showdown
I think I see your head
Let the Uzi spray
Then the AK
Into the crowd
There's was lots of bleeding
But I still missed you
And now I wonder...
Your Brazilian waxed balls
Hypnotize
Cuz after all
You're still my guy
Cuz you know I'd blow a thousand guys
If I could just be with you...
Your faberge balls
My chin they lie
The Astroglide
I won't use my teeth this time
Cuz you know I want to blow just one guy
And that, would be, you
Let me blow you...
Tonight
*pow pow*