The Fandom High Times, Volume 7, 5th Edition
FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK
Dear mind-readers,
You don't know me since you can't read the mind of a newspaper, but I'm the person you've been terrorizing all weekend. Possibly the only normal person in this place. You may be wondering why I'm communicating with you now through this media you can only read with your eyes. You may be able to guess the answer, but you can't know it for sure until I tell you.
That's why! Because you can't find me now! That's right, you had your telepathic agents seeking me out and keeping tabs on me with babies and the like. But I'm hidden now and you'll never find me!
TAKE THAT, MIND-READERS!
Please regard this as a big win for Shatner and a big loss for Big Telepath.
Suck it, you psychic weirdoes,
Mr. Shatner
[Ed. note: At press time, we were unable to remove this article from the final issue due to technical difficulties. Please note that this editorial came from somebody that the editor was briefly for the weekend and in no way represents the view of the Fandom High Times toward the mind-reading community. We would like to extend our sincerest apologies to our fine, upstanding telepathic friends.]
FANDOM WEATHER REPORT
by Annie Edison
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!
FANDOM STRANGENESS UPDATE
by Mr. Shatner
• TELEPATHS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
THE FINAL WORD
by Dave Nelson
Seriously, sorry for this whole issue. Press time was a little hectic, clearly.
credits:
editor: Mr. Shatner Dave Nelson
words: Annie, Dave Nelson, Mr. Shatner
pictures: So many people from Fandom High Times past.
adviser: Jaye Tyler
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