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I told them "Hell no!"

Jul 27, 2004 16:07

Michigan Camp was crizazy! I left my house Sunday afternoon @ 215! I got up to Cousino and then got into Alex's car with Stefanie, Jessica, Alex, and Danielle! We talked all the way up there!! It was fun! Stefanie and i ate a whole bag of fruitsnacks together!! I had soo much shit!! I had my Metro Magic bag full of shit, a backpack to carry my shoes in when walking from campus to campus, My pillow and sheets and a bag of water, gatorade and juice! We got up there around 430 and we lugged all of our shit up to our dorm! I roomed with the totally rocking, Alex Sitko! Sunday we had to actually play and everything! I started playing with Freshman and @ the half the Freshman Coach throws a book @ me, telling me to hold it, and is like sit your leaving! I was like alright! So then Alex and I drive over to the Collesium to play with JV!! I think we played 2 games that night! When we got done playing Alex's dad bought us pizza and drove us back to the dorms!! We ate our pizza and then we showered and got into our pj's and stuff!! Only after our gay ass hall meeting!! Our counseler was soo fucking gay!! Yeah...So after we were clean and clothed Alex and I deside we were gunna sleep in Meghan and Danielle's room!! They had 3 bunk beds so...Alex took one and we dragged my mattress into the room and i slept on it on the floor! Meghan totally crashed early like 12 or 1 or something!! Alex, Danielle and I decided to stay up! We called this kid Stoney who was hanging out with this kid Ray! We talked to them for a long ass time!! While on the phone I told Stoney that Danielle was sleeping because she was up in her bunk and shes like "My eyes are open Dip Shit!" It was soo fucking funny!! Alex and I desided it would be cool to have a water fight so we were throwing bottled water all over eachothers and the floor!! It was soo much fun!! Around 330 we all had to go to the bathroom! So Alex, Danielle and I all run outside the dorm room! I have my key and Alex has hers so that we made sure we could get into the bathroom!! But do you think that we were smart enough to make sure we had the key to get back into the room that we were in?? Of course not! Danielle didnt bring her key! So we were like fuck what are we gunna do! So we sit there and we tap on the door whispering "Meghan, Meghan, Wake up Meghan" But she wouldnt wake up! So we were like Shit! So they made me go and hide in Alex and my room while they went to Danielle's room**Our conseler**! They knock on her door hoping she would wake up so they could get in! But she wouldnt wake up! So they went back over to Meghan's room and knocked a little louder and yelled a little bit louder! Still she wouldnt wake up! So they did the same thing to Danielle's room! Didnt work! Then Alex went and hid in our room and i went out and banged on the doors with Danielle! So we go to Meghans door and we sat there pounding on it as hard as we could and like kicking it and shit! And we did the same thing on the Counselers door!! No one woke up for another half an hour! Oh my gosh!! We findally woke up the counseller and got back into the room!! It was soo funny!! We were cussing Meghan out soo bad but she still was sleeping!! Alex went to bed around 4 or something! Danielle and I went to bed @ 5! Then we woke up @ 7 to get ready for the day! I ended up getting in trouble by coach Carron because of something stupid i supposidly did!! But i didnt do! Comment or im me for more about that! We had a whole mess of games to play! Yada yada yada!! We had a game @ 1 and then a game @ 645 so we had this huge break for like dinner and stuff!! So we walk back to the dorms**Like @ least a mile long walk**! Wilson and I meet these guys and they are like talking and we got onto the subject about being ghetto and stuff like that and we found out this kid could break dance! So we all go downstairs into the activity room were there are a whole bunch of couches and stuff and EVERYONE comes and follows us!! So it was Me and Wilson and then about 20 wrestlers and 20 baseball players!! The kid never even break danced! I was pissed!! Then like half of the people left because it was dinner time and the kid didnt give a very good show! Then Bowman and Alex came downstairs with us! There was this kid named Juda who was like hick//ghetto and it was kinda disturbing but he was really tight, there was Doug who was this major major major hott hick, And there was this set of Twins who were totally adorible!! There was a couple other kids but i dont remember their names and were they were from and plus i dont feel like listing them either!! We hung out down their for a long while!! Then we went upstairs to get something and when we came back down Lewis and Veronica and a whole bunch of people were down there!! We totally just messed around the whole time! It was a blast!! Then we had a game and yada yada yada!! Rogers got us pizza that night!! That night after getting showered and settled we again spent the night in Danielle and Meghan's room!! We could only have 4 in a room but we wanted Alicia Garza to come in with us! So when Danielle wasnt looking she dashed into our room!! It was soo funny!! Everytime someone knocked on the door we had to hid her!! It was flipping hallarious!! Oh my we had soo many good times!! Wow Alex chucking the pillow @ Garza because we were being loud! Garza and I throwing shoes @ Alex and Danielle! Garza and I talking for like 3 hours straight about everything!! Garza and I sneaking out looking for people who were awake! Garza and I going to the bathroom like 696969696969 times!! Garza and I just being fucking hyper and acting like Dip Shits! Okay so Garza was like tired @ this one point in time and she was like talking like telling a story and she was like explaining something and this is what happened....

Garza: Blah Blah blah something like...**Passes out**
Joanna: Something like...
Garza: **Twitches and wakes back up!** Something like what??? What the fuck are you talking about!!
Joanna: **Gets confused and runs away and hides!!**

Ahh...It was soo fucking funny!! Then I guess we were being like loud and Annoying or something so Alex just got up and left! We thought she went to the bathroom so we waited for her to come back to scare her! 5 minutes went by....Then 10 and we were like where the fuck is she! So we look in the hall and she wasnt there...So we look in the bathroom and she wasnt there!! So Garza looks into my room and shes there sleeping on her bed!! Oh my gosh you should have seen us we were flipping out when she left! lol Yeah so Garza and I stayed up untill about 7!! Then we woke up @ 8 and totally missed breakfast and got dressed and stuff! Today i got benched for the entire 1st JV game! Then i got demoted to Freshman and i played the entire game! Didnt sit out once! Then I had to stay on Freshman for the rest of the god damn day! I was pissed!! After the last game we got our shit and we turned in our keys, said goodbye to the boys and left! It was a lot of fun for the most part! Except for when i got smashed in the head with an elbow and now i have a huge bump on my head and @ the time i saw triple! It was creepy!!

Texas was pretty cool! We left Wednesday night! We left my house around 9:45 PM and picked up my sister and Val from Warren Civic and then we went to this one hotel and spent the night there. The next morning we got up around 430 and got all of our stuff together and went to the Airport! Our plane left @ like 640! We flew to Memphis because we had a layover there! We were there for about an hour and a half! I was acting "ghetto" because i thought it would be fun to scare all the good little southern people! My mom yelled @ me to quiet down and i go "dont worry mom, Where not in the ghetto anymore!" It was much fun!! Then we flew to San Antonio, Texas! We got all of our luggage and our car and stuff and we were out of the airport and in our car around 3! We decided to wait to go to our hotel untill later! So we drove to the Alamo! It was very lame! So we went over to this HUGE mall! We went on some lame gandola**Totally just sounded that out!** ride! I had to sit next to this mexican who smelled dirty and like smoke! Eww! We went out to eat @ Beer and Steers! I hung out with Ray and Tim before i left and they told me to say to people "I dont see any horns" Because the only things that come from Texas and Steers and Queers! So we talked about that the whole time! And we discussed how funny it would be to say that to a gay man! lol Yes! We got to the hotel later! We just kinda chilled and unpacked! I think we got Pizza for dinner! We were supposed to have a suite but it kinda didnt work out that way and we got the wrong room! So we had a king size bed, and a pull out couch and that was it!! So we had to order a queen size air matress!! Stupid Mexicans cant get anything right! lol Just kidding! So i slept on the pull out couch, my parents slept on the Bed and Andi and Val slept on the Air bed! Friday morning we woke up around 11 and went to the Water Park! We spent all day there! It was okay but nothing compaired to the waterpark in Hawaii! But i got a cool temporary tatoo!! It ment dream in like Chinese or something! We went back to the hotel around 7 and then we just changed into our pajamas and chilled by the pool! Then we all got dressed again and we went out to eat! We went to Applebees! We told the guy it was my birthday but he didnt even do anything! Not even a happy birthday! What a jerk! The food was cold and gross! I had chicken and cheese! Dont ask about that one! While we were waiting for our table there was this kid who was probably like 16 or something and i started to read his shirt! I seen Does it hurt...and then there was a line under it but people were standing in the way but i still wanted to know what it said...So i like pushed people out of the way to read it! And then he relized that i was trying to read his shirt so he like pushes people out of the way to i could read his shirt! It says Does it hurt when you're that stupid! I looked up @ him and I was like..."Yeah, sometimes!" It was sooo funny! Then Val, my dad and I went to get some food for the room and like soda and stuff for the waterpark! We went to this place called HEB which is like our Kroger! It was really weird! But we got all our stuff then left! When we went back to the hotel we all got into our pj's again and we played Euchre and Speed and such! It was fun! Then Saturday we woke up @ 11 again and Val, Andi and my Mom went to the waterpark again but i didnt want to go so i stayed @ the hotel with my dad after we dropped off the others! I layed by the pool! It was wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked hott out so padre stayed inside! I was out in the 105 degrees for over 3 hours! It was really hott! Then padre came out and went swimming with me! Yay! Then around 5 we had to go and pick up the others again! So we picked them up then we went back to the hotel and went swimming again! Then we got dressed and we all went out to eat! We had no idea where anything was in Texas so we drove around until we found somewhere good! lol We got sooo lost! But we finally found a deli to eat @! It was good! Then we went to Wallmart or something to get some water shoes for my padre! And i looked for the Ashlee Simpson cd because i love her soo much!! We loooked @ like 696969696969696969669 different stores just for that cd because like every place was sold out!! AND THEY ACTUALLY HAD IT!! Oh my gosh i love her!! Then we went back to the hotel and put on our pjs and played cards again! Sunday we woke up @ 9 and went to the Waterpark again! Val and I went Bungee Jumping! It was sooo wicked! It was like 200ft higher than the one @ Cedar Pointe! Oh my gosh when we got pulled up to the top i was flipping out!! We were sooooooooooo high up!! It was soooooo much fun though! We left the waterpark around 7 or something because we wanted to beat the rain! We got back to the hotel and changed then we went drove around trying to find a place to get Val's cowboy boots but we never found any place that had them!:( We went to Taco Bell for dinner because we were all so tired from the day that we didnt want to go like out to eat! So we went back to the hotel and ate! We played some more Euchre and Speed and BS while watching some lame Broadway thing on t.v.! We had to pack that night because we had to leave the hotel @ 6 so we wanted to get up as late as possible! We got up @ 530! We returned our car and got on our plane which left around 9 or so! We got to Detriot around 12 and we got home around 230! Then i just kinda chilled and Ray and Tim and Melissa came over! Then they left...and about an hour or so later they came over again! lol! Then Jeff came over and Nicole and Alex and Jay and we were just playing b-ball and talking and doing nothing! Then Nicole and Alex went back to Nicoles house! But the guys stayed @ my house! My mom made them Pizza Bagels! They are dorks! Jay kept saying that Ray and I should go out and I was like no! Then Jay said something about a back hand spring and hes like i can do one! So we made him do it! He did it really good! So then he made Jeff try to do it! Jay said that even if he couldnt do it he wouldnt land on his head//neck! So Jeff trys and he lands right on his Neck!! Oh my gosh it was the funniest thing in the world!! You dont even know! So yeah they left way late and then i went in and fell asleep on the couch! Then i woke up and Greg called and we talked a while and then Mom made me get off the phone because shes mean! So then i went to bed! Then this morning i got up and took a shower and now im just chillen! Now for the Photos!!

This is Jessica in the car on the way up to Camp!

This is Danielle being crazy on night in the dorm room! She soo much fun!

This is my and Danielle on my matress which was located on the floor!!

This is Andi and Val in the Memphis airport!

This is Me, Andi and Val in the Memphis airport!

This is Val in our Van in Texas!

This is Val, Andi and my padre acting crazy while playing Euchre!

This is Val's name spelled out in Teddy Grahams! We were playing poker and betting the Teddy Grahams but then we played with them and ate them! so we couldnt play anymore!