WTFH, Tuesday, 7/28
"Welcome to WTFH, playing the softest, mellowest music of the '70s and '80s to help you get your groove on."
There is the sound of hysterical laughter, then:
"If your groove is drinking blood. Anyhow, this is Tyler, bringing you all the news from our fair island. Let's start with all the crap that happened while good little vamps were asleep.
Daytime
All the food is inside the dorms, so I have no idea what they did. Probably pissed themselves with fear and cried about everyone who died last night. A couple of us are nerdy enough to be in the the school. Ender is trying to do science and Tahiri's reading up on bringing back the dead in the library.
A bunch of snacks were out and about in town."
*clucks tongue*
"Anyhow, Alex Karev is looking for wood for stakes, some goth chick's soul-self is flying over town -- I don't know, blame the squirrels -- and Bel is out grocery shopping.
Over at Caritas, Willow is enjoying the dance floor. English Peter gets mushy all over her and then Veronica drops in to check if Willow has a new toy. Then she sings. Sorry I missed it, V.
Jack O'Neill is out fishing. Peachy keen. Meanwhile, elsewhere on the beach, Anakin and Peter Petrelli are all hardcore with the sparring. Someone should turn them already. They're a waste of resources, alive.
Callisto is communing with the giant squid. Stay crazy, Cal. And a bunch of people -- Priestly, Rimmer and Tim and Leda -- were all out looking for supplies.
The real action, of course, goes down at Town Hall. Veronica, Angela, Naomi, Zoe, Rodney, Liir and Billy were all antisocial in their rooms. Meanwhile, Lana whines at Shawn and Gwynn tells Eve that Savannah's an idiot because she was out alone last night. See, I would have said she's an idiot 'cause she has a stripper name.
More interesting people were out in the common room. Jamie let everyone know how bored he was, which makes Veronica, Jill and Zack Addy all that much more homicidal. See, the problem is, if you stake Jamie, you get more Jamies. He's the gift that keeps on giving. Bel throws a fireball at him, which doesn't work any better than sunlight humor. And Anemone tries to tease Jamie about not having a date, and he gets all graphic at her about what happened to his last date.
Dinah throws a lamp at Jill and asks where Jack is; Jill hopes he's gone for good.
Gwynn is all flirty at Veronica about long days and pretty hair. In equally scintillating news, Maron reads, Sam reads, Anemone colors and Zack Fair bounces a ball until English offers to put it down his throat and they fight. Awwwww. Anyhow, later Zack and Maron talk about how much fun hurting people is and Kate and Zack agree sex is more fun than fighting.
... I can go either way, myself.
And then Liir and Zack play with the ball. Cute. Gonna start a night soccer league?
I interrupt my reading to bum a smoke off Effy and end up paying her through tag team torture. I love hardcore vampire chicks. Not hardcore? Meg and Summer, who get into a catfight over nail polish colors, much to Bel and Fred's delight.
Leto and Kate have a staring contest that turns into a bitchfight about boredom and why Leto turned her. Dinah -- oh, she's a fucking brain trust -- flicks the curtains open and gets burned. Yeah, that happens. Maron and Dinah make plans for after sunset. And Leto tells Dinah she's childish too -- duh, but Leto, who fed you rat blood for breakfast? -- and then they make out.
Groovy.
Gavin and John also buy a one-way ticket on the snark-to-makeout train, Harper polishes her boots, Geoffrey recites poetry, and poor sad Ned hangs out in the basement.
And that's the news from while the sun was up. Things got more interesting after the sun went down.
Nighttime
The temporarily alive are still being boring up at the dorms. Couple more things are happening at the School. Mel and Rose find Jamie while they're patrolling, Lindsay gets into it with Rick before crying for Mel like a little girl, and Effy lurks. She's good at that. And then she and Alex snark at each other. She's good at that, too.
Eleanor and Billy meet up in the school library, while Edward and Dinah meet up on the school grounds. Piper's roaming the grounds too, and Tara's being all emo when Willow grabs her. Nice work, Willow. Eat the emo ones first.
Leto and Irulan walk through the school, as does Tahiri. Billy sneaks up on Liz on patrol, while Gwynn notices Tim.
There's even more stuff going on in town. Jamies find Yakko's lemonade stand in the park and aren't amused. Because lemonade is serious business. Clare's patrolling, yada yada, Liir sweet-talks her into giving him a sample of her blood -- seriously, not a brain trust there, either -- Claire and Sam do the predator/prey shtick but nobody dies. That's sad.
Also not dead? Chuck, who's doing the emo thing on the beach. He flirts with John, who won't give him his scarf back, and walks back to the dorm with Claire. And the squirrels say they're gonna screw, but I don't know how the squirrels know that.
Zack Addy's trying to play the innocent little boy down at the dorms to get dinner, but he just attracts Lana. Veronica and Gwynn are hunting together. Pretty.
Also pretty? Priestly, who is out way too late. He zaps Angela with holy water and runs away, but Dinah has better luck and lures him into an alley for a standoff. Hope she takes it for our side.
Sookie and Ben fight. Oh and -- okay, so Liir thinks mediocre sex is a good reason to kill somebody. Or so he tells Toby. Anyhow, they talk for a while until Anakin shoos Liir off. Played with your food too long, Liir.
People hang out around town. Ned's at the movie theater, Gavin's by the Perk, and Peyton, well, Peyton's just trying to find some fun. If you know what I mean. And it's Peyton, so I'm sure you do.
Town Hall is quieter what with all of us vamps out hunting, but the lovely Zoe is around. And Ned is chilling like a villain in the basement, where John tells Rodney he doesn't buy the evil overlord thing and they make out.
... that might sound like the end, but it's not, because the island is hopping tonight. Still a whole dorm full of good guys we haven't eaten yet, and there's still a nice school standing. Marty is hunting, that goth chick Raven is trying to do the do-gooder thing, and Peter Parker is patrolling. He and Griff talk fashion.
... Seriously, Griff. Eat. No chat.
Fred is out hunting. Good thing is, when he catches somebody, he can just sit on them. Town is full of patrols and hunting vamps. On the patrol side, we have Annja and Jennifer, and Hannibal. Geoffrey is all special and poetic at Hannibal, and Peyton teases him about Angela until he lashes back.
Nice one, Peyton.
On the hunting side, it's Meg, Summer, Anemone, Bobby, Gob and Sophie who does a damn fine 'poor lost tourist' act. I talked to her about it. Lana whines at Jim about being bored,and I hung out at Caritas with Anemone.
Couple of people are still back at Town Hall, too. Ned and Zoe hang out. He tells her he cleaned up the supplies and she wants to know if he's been baking.
Awwww.
And, of course, we have Deadpool on tap in the basement. He's singing about raindrops. The vamps who were too lazy to hunt tonight were Veronica, Zack Fair, Angela and Bobby.
And that's it until next Tuesday, gang. Have fun and be careful out there. I might be behind you."
There is the sound of hysterical laughter, then:
"If your groove is drinking blood. Anyhow, this is Tyler, bringing you all the news from our fair island. Let's start with all the crap that happened while good little vamps were asleep.
Daytime
All the food is inside the dorms, so I have no idea what they did. Probably pissed themselves with fear and cried about everyone who died last night. A couple of us are nerdy enough to be in the the school. Ender is trying to do science and Tahiri's reading up on bringing back the dead in the library.
A bunch of snacks were out and about in town."
*clucks tongue*
"Anyhow, Alex Karev is looking for wood for stakes, some goth chick's soul-self is flying over town -- I don't know, blame the squirrels -- and Bel is out grocery shopping.
Over at Caritas, Willow is enjoying the dance floor. English Peter gets mushy all over her and then Veronica drops in to check if Willow has a new toy. Then she sings. Sorry I missed it, V.
Jack O'Neill is out fishing. Peachy keen. Meanwhile, elsewhere on the beach, Anakin and Peter Petrelli are all hardcore with the sparring. Someone should turn them already. They're a waste of resources, alive.
Callisto is communing with the giant squid. Stay crazy, Cal. And a bunch of people -- Priestly, Rimmer and Tim and Leda -- were all out looking for supplies.
The real action, of course, goes down at Town Hall. Veronica, Angela, Naomi, Zoe, Rodney, Liir and Billy were all antisocial in their rooms. Meanwhile, Lana whines at Shawn and Gwynn tells Eve that Savannah's an idiot because she was out alone last night. See, I would have said she's an idiot 'cause she has a stripper name.
More interesting people were out in the common room. Jamie let everyone know how bored he was, which makes Veronica, Jill and Zack Addy all that much more homicidal. See, the problem is, if you stake Jamie, you get more Jamies. He's the gift that keeps on giving. Bel throws a fireball at him, which doesn't work any better than sunlight humor. And Anemone tries to tease Jamie about not having a date, and he gets all graphic at her about what happened to his last date.
Dinah throws a lamp at Jill and asks where Jack is; Jill hopes he's gone for good.
Gwynn is all flirty at Veronica about long days and pretty hair. In equally scintillating news, Maron reads, Sam reads, Anemone colors and Zack Fair bounces a ball until English offers to put it down his throat and they fight. Awwwww. Anyhow, later Zack and Maron talk about how much fun hurting people is and Kate and Zack agree sex is more fun than fighting.
... I can go either way, myself.
And then Liir and Zack play with the ball. Cute. Gonna start a night soccer league?
I interrupt my reading to bum a smoke off Effy and end up paying her through tag team torture. I love hardcore vampire chicks. Not hardcore? Meg and Summer, who get into a catfight over nail polish colors, much to Bel and Fred's delight.
Leto and Kate have a staring contest that turns into a bitchfight about boredom and why Leto turned her. Dinah -- oh, she's a fucking brain trust -- flicks the curtains open and gets burned. Yeah, that happens. Maron and Dinah make plans for after sunset. And Leto tells Dinah she's childish too -- duh, but Leto, who fed you rat blood for breakfast? -- and then they make out.
Groovy.
Gavin and John also buy a one-way ticket on the snark-to-makeout train, Harper polishes her boots, Geoffrey recites poetry, and poor sad Ned hangs out in the basement.
And that's the news from while the sun was up. Things got more interesting after the sun went down.
Nighttime
The temporarily alive are still being boring up at the dorms. Couple more things are happening at the School. Mel and Rose find Jamie while they're patrolling, Lindsay gets into it with Rick before crying for Mel like a little girl, and Effy lurks. She's good at that. And then she and Alex snark at each other. She's good at that, too.
Eleanor and Billy meet up in the school library, while Edward and Dinah meet up on the school grounds. Piper's roaming the grounds too, and Tara's being all emo when Willow grabs her. Nice work, Willow. Eat the emo ones first.
Leto and Irulan walk through the school, as does Tahiri. Billy sneaks up on Liz on patrol, while Gwynn notices Tim.
There's even more stuff going on in town. Jamies find Yakko's lemonade stand in the park and aren't amused. Because lemonade is serious business. Clare's patrolling, yada yada, Liir sweet-talks her into giving him a sample of her blood -- seriously, not a brain trust there, either -- Claire and Sam do the predator/prey shtick but nobody dies. That's sad.
Also not dead? Chuck, who's doing the emo thing on the beach. He flirts with John, who won't give him his scarf back, and walks back to the dorm with Claire. And the squirrels say they're gonna screw, but I don't know how the squirrels know that.
Zack Addy's trying to play the innocent little boy down at the dorms to get dinner, but he just attracts Lana. Veronica and Gwynn are hunting together. Pretty.
Also pretty? Priestly, who is out way too late. He zaps Angela with holy water and runs away, but Dinah has better luck and lures him into an alley for a standoff. Hope she takes it for our side.
Sookie and Ben fight. Oh and -- okay, so Liir thinks mediocre sex is a good reason to kill somebody. Or so he tells Toby. Anyhow, they talk for a while until Anakin shoos Liir off. Played with your food too long, Liir.
People hang out around town. Ned's at the movie theater, Gavin's by the Perk, and Peyton, well, Peyton's just trying to find some fun. If you know what I mean. And it's Peyton, so I'm sure you do.
Town Hall is quieter what with all of us vamps out hunting, but the lovely Zoe is around. And Ned is chilling like a villain in the basement, where John tells Rodney he doesn't buy the evil overlord thing and they make out.
... that might sound like the end, but it's not, because the island is hopping tonight. Still a whole dorm full of good guys we haven't eaten yet, and there's still a nice school standing. Marty is hunting, that goth chick Raven is trying to do the do-gooder thing, and Peter Parker is patrolling. He and Griff talk fashion.
... Seriously, Griff. Eat. No chat.
Fred is out hunting. Good thing is, when he catches somebody, he can just sit on them. Town is full of patrols and hunting vamps. On the patrol side, we have Annja and Jennifer, and Hannibal. Geoffrey is all special and poetic at Hannibal, and Peyton teases him about Angela until he lashes back.
Nice one, Peyton.
On the hunting side, it's Meg, Summer, Anemone, Bobby, Gob and Sophie who does a damn fine 'poor lost tourist' act. I talked to her about it. Lana whines at Jim about being bored,and I hung out at Caritas with Anemone.
Couple of people are still back at Town Hall, too. Ned and Zoe hang out. He tells her he cleaned up the supplies and she wants to know if he's been baking.
Awwww.
And, of course, we have Deadpool on tap in the basement. He's singing about raindrops. The vamps who were too lazy to hunt tonight were Veronica, Zack Fair, Angela and Bobby.
And that's it until next Tuesday, gang. Have fun and be careful out there. I might be behind you."