Matrix Radio, Sunday, August 2
Hey, I don't know who else is still here and listening to this, but this is Clint Barton and I've got some awesome notes in front of me, so listen up.
First of all, Zinyak is really pissed at us, which is good because ▓▓▓ that guy. He blew up the fake school, but the simulation is apparently breaking in other places because of whatever the hell the people back in Fandom are doing. Atton seems to have some of his powers back, and he took over a helicopter and then picked up Cara, and together they did a good chunk of damage before Atton got disappeared again into some simulation where he's a Bitterwoman villain. Eliot got out of his Western by letting himself get shot - that sounds like something I'd do, smart idea - and Parker broke out too and stole a car with Sparkle. She found Eliot, which was a nice reunion, and Eliot and Sparkle talked about the new superpowers Sparkle randomly had.
Along with our fun new powers, if you see any weird graffiti in places, it's from Fandom - they've gotten in and it looks like they want us to break out. Jono and Hannibal attacked one of the towers, and managed to take out the guys guarding it with jello and... rain of skunks with parachutes?
*minute-long pause of muffled laughing*
Sorry, I just--there was a mental image and--little parachutes and then they'll land and spray everything and--sorry, I'm good now. It's been a long week, you guys get it. Raven also managed to get past the guys with guns and took out another tower, so it's good news all around. If you're still listening to this, get out there and do some damage, and hopefully none of us will still be here tomorrow.
First of all, Zinyak is really pissed at us, which is good because ▓▓▓ that guy. He blew up the fake school, but the simulation is apparently breaking in other places because of whatever the hell the people back in Fandom are doing. Atton seems to have some of his powers back, and he took over a helicopter and then picked up Cara, and together they did a good chunk of damage before Atton got disappeared again into some simulation where he's a Bitterwoman villain. Eliot got out of his Western by letting himself get shot - that sounds like something I'd do, smart idea - and Parker broke out too and stole a car with Sparkle. She found Eliot, which was a nice reunion, and Eliot and Sparkle talked about the new superpowers Sparkle randomly had.
Along with our fun new powers, if you see any weird graffiti in places, it's from Fandom - they've gotten in and it looks like they want us to break out. Jono and Hannibal attacked one of the towers, and managed to take out the guys guarding it with jello and... rain of skunks with parachutes?
*minute-long pause of muffled laughing*
Sorry, I just--there was a mental image and--little parachutes and then they'll land and spray everything and--sorry, I'm good now. It's been a long week, you guys get it. Raven also managed to get past the guys with guns and took out another tower, so it's good news all around. If you're still listening to this, get out there and do some damage, and hopefully none of us will still be here tomorrow.