Wednesday, October 12: FH Twitter

[chief_cheerio]

After wee baby gorilla Puck had curled up on the bed Quinn made for him out of a spare blanket and gone mercifully to sleep, Quinn fired up her laptop and loaded Twitter.

@soundslikequeen: So I win the #FML award for the day. My boyfriend is a baby gorilla. Literally.
@soundslikequeen: I thought this stuff only happened on the island. How do I

Comments

[hoorayimrich]

@rhymeswithmark At least he can open doors for himself?

[chief_cheerio]

@soundslikequeen: Great, now I worry he'll escape in middle of night. Also, can you potty train a gorilla? Do I have to?

[hoorayimrich]

@rhymeswithmark On behalf of the people who have turned into random animals... we don't talk about that.

[chief_cheerio]

@soundslikequeen: Maybe it just magically takes care of itself. Couldn't deal with alternative.

[hoorayimrich]

@rhymeswithmark Might be for the best there. I lived in the stable when I got turned into a pony. And wow am I glad no one back home knows this account.

[chief_cheerio]

@soundslikequeen: Say it's for a writing class if they find it. It's what I do. Hmmm. Do you think there are exotic pet boarding centers in St. John?

@soundslikequeen: Dear god, I am actually considering putting Puck in a kennel. I repeat: #FML.

[hoorayimrich]

@rhymeswithmark #fandomproblems

[chief_cheerio]

soundslikequeen: #thataintjustonfandomanymore. SIGH. Wanna monkey-sit?

[hoorayimrich]

@rhymesatmark ... I should get work done.

[chief_cheerio]

Quinn was stunned. Really.

@soundslikequeen: Figured. Can't blame me for trying?

[hoorayimrich]

As she should be!

@rhymesatmark Just a little bit!