Comments | fgtbox: RE: Alex & Elle (because someone had to say it)

bossyandshort in fgtbox

Nov 25, 2010 02:55

JUST DO IT ALREADY!

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zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:20:25 UTC

She can't have him. He's mine.

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 08:21:13 UTC

You're really gonna get in the middle of this? Elle looks like she could take you.

zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:22:16 UTC

what how

lol death by papercuts? I CAN TAKE ALL HER FLIERS ON.

WITH A GUN.

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 08:24:29 UTC

Nothin' hotter than girls with guns, but even I can spot an unfair advantage when I see one.

zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:37:39 UTC

It's a wife's responsibility to mark her territory on her husband.

captaincubscout November 25 2010, 08:38:02 UTC

Right.

zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:38:45 UTC

-- when the marriage is consensual.

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 08:39:55 UTC

...Well, looks like you've got a whole boatload of issues to work through yourself.

zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:42:19 UTC

Now that you mention it, I could send you on a job...

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 08:43:36 UTC

Consider me officially retired.

zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:45:56 UTC

Come on. There's definitely something paranormal about how I ended up married to this dickbag... and why I can't get a divorce. In any state. Ever.

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 08:50:24 UTC

Outside of my jurisdiction, sweetheart. Sure you didn't make a deal with a demon?

zombifiers November 25 2010, 08:51:36 UTC

He might have. You sure it wasn't the guy in my icon?

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 09:12:19 UTC

[ tight smile ]

If it was, he's in a hell of a lot of trouble. I drive a hard bargain.

zombifiers November 25 2010, 09:15:32 UTC

I don't know, man. He doesn't really have a lot to give.

bossyandshort November 25 2010, 09:17:00 UTC

Yeah, I can see that much.

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