Irene busts into fgtbox and smashes the 4th wall

Jun 24, 2009 01:24

You know, I heard the craziest thing today, about Tom Hanniger of all people. Not only is he not dead, but apparently he's gay now. I totally called it like fifteen years ago and no one believed me. But he has a boyfriend named Alex and everything.

player: elvenpath, character: irene

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:25:29 UTC
What the fuck, Irene?!

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:26:48 UTC
Holy shit! Tom!

So you're still alive and kicking, huh?

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:28:07 UTC
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Yeah.

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:31:15 UTC
So where were you all this time? Where did you go? You just kind of... vanished into thin air.

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:33:06 UTC
I uhm, just had some things I had to do.

I'm sorry, Irene. I shouldn't have left the way I did. How are you? Still smacking around Axel?

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:39:24 UTC
Oh, no, Axel cut that line a long time ago. About the time he decided he wanted to ride in on a white horse and play knight in shining armor for Sarah.

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:43:13 UTC
Yeah, I heard about that.

Funny, I always thought you two were good for each other. Only girl I know that can put up with his bullshit.

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:45:00 UTC
Hey, Axel's a fun guy. You two always took each other so seriously.

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:49:59 UTC
It's all Axel. He's always had it out for me. I could never figure out why, either. I never did anything to him.

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:52:03 UTC
Probably because whenever he opened his mouth, you actually believed the crap that came out of it. Face it, Tom, you just made him feel important.

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:54:11 UTC
Bullshit. He just has to fuck with me to make himself feel better about his own sad fucking life.

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:56:29 UTC
Right. That's exactly what it is.

So why don't you tell me about this boyfriend of yours? Is he half as cute as you turned out to be and twice as smart?

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 05:57:33 UTC
I don't know. I don't have a boyfriend.

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 05:58:24 UTC
But I'm sure you know a guy who would be pretty pissed if he heard you say that.

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tom_hanniger June 24 2009, 06:00:31 UTC
Doubtful.

Who told you I was gay?

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overthepantshj June 24 2009, 06:01:39 UTC
People talk around here, sweetie, and from what I understand, you've been in the spotlight for a while now.

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