Meme:Funny Facts about me
Stolen from
firedragon9
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It is scientifically impossible for Amanda to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Amanda with a handshake. The rest is history.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Amanda.
Amanda can tie her shoes with her feet.
Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Amanda.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Amanda once swallowed a turtle whole, and when she crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Amanda.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Amanda in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Amanda doesn't see dead people. She makes people dead.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Amanda. Amanda eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Police label anyone attacking Amanda as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Only Amanda can prevent forest fires.
Amanda starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. She injects it directly into her neck with a syringe.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Amanda to kill you...Fourty seven times.
Q: How many Amanda's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Amanda prefers to kill in the dark.
Amanda let the dogs out.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Amanda finds it delicious.
Amanda doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
Amanda doesn't daydream. She is too busy giving other people nightmares.