The Grinch Who Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss parodied by Karadin
for the Final Fantasy VII Fandom YAOI, explicit language
rating M for mature original text now in the public domain (this parody)
copyright Karadin 2008
Final Fantasy VII characters and universe property Square Enix
Illustration by Karadin copyright 2008 all rights reserved
Every SOLDIER down in Midgar Liked Christmas a lot... But Sephiroth, who lived in the Northern Crater, Did NOT!
Sephiroth hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why, only Hojo quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his thigh-high boots were too tight.
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