Gnashville (Zack/Cloud, humor, AU)
Title: Gnashville
Author:
jukeboxhound (formerly hadesphoenix, I probably don't need to mention that anymore, just sayin')
Pairing: Zack/Cloud
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, suggestiveness, real-world AU.
Summary: Zack's a world-class hacker, Cloud is the capable mechanic he gets to molest on a regular basis, and Sephiroth is the harried FBI agent trying to track them down before the ShinRa mob family does.
Note: Crack scenes from a longer crackfic that hasn't been finished yet because reasons.
( Whatever Cloud had done to the hardware had increased the computer’s processing to the point that Zack was sliding like an eel through firewalls in such a way that Sephiroth was going to think he was chasing a ghost. Or someone from The Matrix. Zack spent a pleasant moment dreaming of flying like Superman and kicking ass like he was fucking Bruce Lee or something. He didn’t think Cloud was ever gonna go for a leather catsuit, but that was what jerk-off fantasies were for. )
X-posted, apologies for any possible annoyance.
Author:
jukeboxhound (formerly hadesphoenix, I probably don't need to mention that anymore, just sayin')
Pairing: Zack/Cloud
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, suggestiveness, real-world AU.
Summary: Zack's a world-class hacker, Cloud is the capable mechanic he gets to molest on a regular basis, and Sephiroth is the harried FBI agent trying to track them down before the ShinRa mob family does.
Note: Crack scenes from a longer crackfic that hasn't been finished yet because reasons.
( Whatever Cloud had done to the hardware had increased the computer’s processing to the point that Zack was sliding like an eel through firewalls in such a way that Sephiroth was going to think he was chasing a ghost. Or someone from The Matrix. Zack spent a pleasant moment dreaming of flying like Superman and kicking ass like he was fucking Bruce Lee or something. He didn’t think Cloud was ever gonna go for a leather catsuit, but that was what jerk-off fantasies were for. )
X-posted, apologies for any possible annoyance.