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[uruwashii_uso]

Yo, it's just me again. I've actually finished something!
It's only been sitting in my notebook for two months.

Title: Blame It
Word count: OpenOffice says 1,712.
Rating: M, for blatant mentioning of drinking, masturbation and an all-around horny Zack. >3
Prompt: That stupid song by Jamie FoxxDisclaimers: Uh, I don't own anything. Just my ideas

Comments

[rainbowserenity]

You're such a sexy door … yes you are …

That line could only be uttered with Zack in a fic. Holy crap, I can't stop laughing. xDDDDDDDDDD And the image of him humping a door is way too funny! *dies* xD

Good thing Cloud was there to help him, ohohoho. ;D Thanks for making my morning! ♥

[uruwashii_uso]

That actually came completely out of NOWHERE .. even I can't take credit for that one. Give my silly brain a cookie, or something. XD I'm so so so glad you enjoyed it! ♥

Also, you make days, and I make .. mornings? Hm. We should be a team. All we'd need is a night-maker, and we've have people all over the world in deliriously happy moods 24/7.

-snickers- I'm sleepy and therefore say ridiculously nonsensical things. Ignore me~

[rainbowserenity]

You have the most awesome brain ever, man. xD If only mine was that brilliant! ♥

Dude, YESSS. I'm sure we can find a night-maker. Soon the world will be deliriously happy from fandom and stuff and all will be well. I think we've discovered world peace!

>D ♥~

[uruwashii_uso]

I honestly think that your brain is much more brilliant than mine. The picture posts you make? BLOODY BRILLIANT, KTHX.

We must go in search of our night-maker -- this is our plan for world domination peace! And it will so work!

Hee~ ♥♥

[tsumiamethyst]

Oh God, I think I died when I read the part where his laundry is laughing at him. Ohmygod I've been there a million times. I just absolutely adored the mindset Zack was given, his drunkenness is like a sober Laguna! xD You've had me absolutely howling at the funny parts and, erm, 'interested' at the sexy bits ;D You've made my evening!

[uruwashii_uso]

Yay! \o/

I was at work when the bit with the laundry pile came to me .. and I had to literally stop what I was doing and write it down before I forgot it. I adore making him silly, because he pulls it off so freaking well. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! ♥

Also, if you're -interested- in the sexy bits and pieces, I will eventually get around to writing a full PWP with the two of them. I just have to decide whether I want to run with an original idea or turn an RP with my Cloud into a oneshot. Decisions, decisions. XD Thanks so much for reading, and I like making evenings! I'll try to do it more often!

[tsumiamethyst]

Zack does just strike me as the clumsy but cute type :D How he made it to First Class is beyond me, truly xD

Yes, I'm very -interested-. Incredibly ;D God I haven't written anything porny for ages, and I've been off College for ten weeks, too!... But I lack... Something. ^^; ButButBut I look forward to reading your stuff when it arrives! *Hopes it's soon*

[uruwashii_uso]

I'm totally abusing this icon but I don't care .. I adore it.

He made First because Angeal pulled some strings. I'm convinced. But once he finally gets in there and starts doing the job, he mellows out and starts seeming like more of the First Class type. I can't help it if my Zack still has a little bit of puppy in him. XD

I haven't really written anything smutty since .. January, I think? And that was with Reno, so .. yeah. I need to dust off my porn-writing shoes. Or I should say pen. It sounds dirtier that way. -wicked grin-

I'd be more than happy to help you out of your slump, if you wanted? Sometimes all you need is a little boost -- I found that out while trying to finish something back around Christmas, and I talked to a friend of mine and she totally helped me out of it without even knowing it. It's amazing.

[longerdistance]

Oh noes, I think I just laughed myself out of my chair xD I love Zack's thoughts, they remind me of myself in a bad setuation! Great work, I hope you're willing to write some ZxC again~

[uruwashii_uso]

I will totally write more for them! Have no fear, my pervy mind shall prevail in the end, and it won't stop where it did this time. >D

Also .. -picks you up off the floor and dusts you off- I like making people laugh so much that they fall out of their chairs .. it doesn't seem to happen very often, so I take what I can get! I'm so glad you enjoyed it~

[uruwashii_uso]

Because he's Zack, of course. No one else could even try pulling it off. Zack Fair is one of a kind. XD

I'm so, so glad you enjoyed it! ♥

[ljelliez]

You're such a sexy door … yes you are …

LOLLLLLLL.

i'm not usually one to disturb long-posted fics but this is just so damn awesome to not to. :D