Another one of the famous rants that I'm prone to do.

Nov 12, 2009 01:14

So today, I'm on my lunch break and decide to take a walk around the mall area next to the hospital.  I end up at Barnes and Noble (which I'm prone to do), and decide to head over toward the magazine section.  BIG MISTAKE on my part!!  I am so sick of going over toward the periodical section of any store and see FUCKING ROBERT PATTINSON'S FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE COVERS!!!!!!

Seriously media people...he's not that good looking, and not that great of an actor.  At this point I'd be glad to see Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie/Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan/ getting drunk and forgetting their underwear yet again.  I'm tired of hearing about his 'amazing love life'  (sorry Rob-Bob but you are no Jack Nicholson no matter how are you try to imitate him.  Only Jack can pull off the 'Jack Nicholson'-persona.)  and I'm really tired of hearing about how he's such a great singer.  Seriously?  You call that singing?  He sounds like a cat caught in a dryer.  You can hardly make out what he's singing.  Hell I can make out what Bob Dylan and Mick Jagger are singing better than what that guy croaks out.

Deep down I can only hope that soon he will fall into what I'd like to call the 'Ben Affleck'.  By this I mean, for a few years Ben Affleck was quote un-quote 'hot' according to some people (not in my opinion).  Then after make a few really crappy movies (ie Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Surviving Christmas) he sort of disappeared and has now basically been resorted to the title of 'Mr. Jennifer Garner' and 'Jennifer Garner's baby daddy'.  Of course if this does come to pass, then I really hope the kids look more like their mother than Rob-Bob.  If not then I feel so sorry for those children.

*deep breath and sigh*  ahhh much better!  glad to get the rant out. 
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