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Sep 26, 2005 00:05

Today a sad thing happened. And that sad thing was this:

From On the DL:
Tinkle Belle
This laid-back surfer sure enjoys his showers---those of the golden variety, that is. A related kink involving urine and a funnel really gets this hurler going, and he also enjoys a finger or two up his---well, you figure it out. Hey, whatever turns you on and helps you find your center...

I'm not saying it is Barry Zito... but yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Barry Zito. And that makes me pretty sad.

Also, I'm not going to be able to go to Tailgate with the Team again this year, so someone else will have to profess my love to Joe Tereshinski. I was thinking that I could just wait until next year, but considering Joe will definitely be the starting QB then, I doubt I'd even be able to get through the crowd of adoring fans.
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