i'm dreaming of a White Christmas, as a conforming nonconformist...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April battleraver and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I put gum in spilledrocknrye's hair (-12 points). In November I gave aquiescense a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (315 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
ffiloreg