Crater Ass
I've finally managed to drag myself on the computer and update this thing. I've been quite busy the past week and a half. I had a really awesome birthday! Oscar too me out to dinner and went back home since he had to work early the next morning. I went out to Mugbees with Amber and the regular crowed including Nicolette and Val. It was pretty awesome! They wanted me to get up and dance... but we all know that didn't happen! We went to Steak n' Shake afterwards and Val came along too! We discussed anal sex and ate some yummy food!
Friday night was pretty awesome too, excluding a few things... I went out with Oscar and Mike and Eric and John(?) We went to Main Strasse and made our way around the bars, taking a shot at each until we got to the Strasse Haus. We stayed there for while, and Oscar kept on giving me rum and cokes. I fine until around 1230, then it all hit at once! I was fucking restarted! They some how managed to get my to Pachinko's, but I think we were only there for about a half-hour before we closed down the bar. We went back to Mike's, where I tried my best to vomit in his nice, clean toilet, but was not successful. I walked out of the bathroom so I could say my good byes and go back home with Oscar. It didn't work too well. I walked in the living room then turned back around and ran outside, Oscar followed. I made it to the end of the sidewalk and tossed my cookies in the grass! It was sick! We finally went back to my place and after throwing up outside again, I went to bed.
The morning after was horrendous. I had the hang over from hell and we had to catch a flight to Chicago at 1130 in the morning! We actually made it to the airport just in time to get out last call for the flight and we were on our way to the windy city.
Chicago was really nice. We got some pizza for lunch and killed time before we checked into the hotel. Checking in was interesting... they didn't have my room set aside and I had to call work so they could call and bitch at the front desk. We finally got into our (free) room and it was NICE! They gave us cookies and the room was cozy and clean and it had a really nice bed! We got everything situated then drove to downtown. Our first stop was the Sears Tower. We got to the top and it started getting really cloudy and dark, so we decided to go the Navy Pier. I tried my best to find our way there, but my best just wasn't good enough. We ended up driving around down town Chicago for at least 2 hours. I was tired of driving, so we went back to the hotel and looked for a place that was still open to get some food. We ended up getting chinese and took it back to the hotel. We ate then pasted out from the food coma. The next morning we got up and returned the rental car and got a ride to the airport. Once we got to the airport, the shuttle driver tried dropping us off at our terminal, but was unable to because there was a bus on fire in front of it! Thank god we were able to walk around it and it didn't explode!
We were suppose to get on a 1:13 flight back to cincy, but we ended up sitting around for 8 hours because we couldn't make it on a flight until 7:40! We got to play a lot of I spy, but Oscar kept on getting pissed when I would "spy" his pupil. I was so glad to be home after the 8 hour wait!
The next day involved going to Fat Shannon's with Oscar and Jay, but we only staying for a little bit, and went to Taco Bell afterward. We got back to the apartment at the same time as Amber, Josh, and Joey, so we all got to hang out for a little bit.
Then Monday came, which ended up being the most awkward day in my life! I went with Amber to Josh's and waited around for Josh's brother, Charlie, to get ready to go out. We went to the Stasse Haus then after a few drinks, Charlie decided he wanted to take Josh and some of the guys to a strip club... and they wanted me and Amber to go too! So, we went to the Playpen where I got my fill of seeing glow in the dark nipples. We also ran into Sara Chasteen, who we use to go to school with. It was fucking weird, and I wish I would have never seen her naked! I went home that night and had nightmares about strippers and killer glow in the dark nipples. But hell, I have to admit, I still had a good time.
I had to go back to work Wednesday. They have me training again, so my comp time is adding up!
My car still sucks ass, and I don't have the money to fix it, so I've taken up praying while I drive to work. So far, it has worked. It sucked earlier tonight though. I wanted to go to the Beer Seller where Amber was, but I know my car wouldn't like that drive, so I had to sit here and write this instead. But hell, it's probably a good thing... I don't have the spare money to be spending on going out anyway.
I get to work tomorrow and Saturday. Going shopping with my mom Sunday, then trying to keep busy the rest of the week. Oscar is going to Cancun with his family Sunday morning, so I'm going to be missing him (and the sex) a lot!
I'm going to stop typing now, and work on those dishes!
Friday night was pretty awesome too, excluding a few things... I went out with Oscar and Mike and Eric and John(?) We went to Main Strasse and made our way around the bars, taking a shot at each until we got to the Strasse Haus. We stayed there for while, and Oscar kept on giving me rum and cokes. I fine until around 1230, then it all hit at once! I was fucking restarted! They some how managed to get my to Pachinko's, but I think we were only there for about a half-hour before we closed down the bar. We went back to Mike's, where I tried my best to vomit in his nice, clean toilet, but was not successful. I walked out of the bathroom so I could say my good byes and go back home with Oscar. It didn't work too well. I walked in the living room then turned back around and ran outside, Oscar followed. I made it to the end of the sidewalk and tossed my cookies in the grass! It was sick! We finally went back to my place and after throwing up outside again, I went to bed.
The morning after was horrendous. I had the hang over from hell and we had to catch a flight to Chicago at 1130 in the morning! We actually made it to the airport just in time to get out last call for the flight and we were on our way to the windy city.
Chicago was really nice. We got some pizza for lunch and killed time before we checked into the hotel. Checking in was interesting... they didn't have my room set aside and I had to call work so they could call and bitch at the front desk. We finally got into our (free) room and it was NICE! They gave us cookies and the room was cozy and clean and it had a really nice bed! We got everything situated then drove to downtown. Our first stop was the Sears Tower. We got to the top and it started getting really cloudy and dark, so we decided to go the Navy Pier. I tried my best to find our way there, but my best just wasn't good enough. We ended up driving around down town Chicago for at least 2 hours. I was tired of driving, so we went back to the hotel and looked for a place that was still open to get some food. We ended up getting chinese and took it back to the hotel. We ate then pasted out from the food coma. The next morning we got up and returned the rental car and got a ride to the airport. Once we got to the airport, the shuttle driver tried dropping us off at our terminal, but was unable to because there was a bus on fire in front of it! Thank god we were able to walk around it and it didn't explode!
We were suppose to get on a 1:13 flight back to cincy, but we ended up sitting around for 8 hours because we couldn't make it on a flight until 7:40! We got to play a lot of I spy, but Oscar kept on getting pissed when I would "spy" his pupil. I was so glad to be home after the 8 hour wait!
The next day involved going to Fat Shannon's with Oscar and Jay, but we only staying for a little bit, and went to Taco Bell afterward. We got back to the apartment at the same time as Amber, Josh, and Joey, so we all got to hang out for a little bit.
Then Monday came, which ended up being the most awkward day in my life! I went with Amber to Josh's and waited around for Josh's brother, Charlie, to get ready to go out. We went to the Stasse Haus then after a few drinks, Charlie decided he wanted to take Josh and some of the guys to a strip club... and they wanted me and Amber to go too! So, we went to the Playpen where I got my fill of seeing glow in the dark nipples. We also ran into Sara Chasteen, who we use to go to school with. It was fucking weird, and I wish I would have never seen her naked! I went home that night and had nightmares about strippers and killer glow in the dark nipples. But hell, I have to admit, I still had a good time.
I had to go back to work Wednesday. They have me training again, so my comp time is adding up!
My car still sucks ass, and I don't have the money to fix it, so I've taken up praying while I drive to work. So far, it has worked. It sucked earlier tonight though. I wanted to go to the Beer Seller where Amber was, but I know my car wouldn't like that drive, so I had to sit here and write this instead. But hell, it's probably a good thing... I don't have the spare money to be spending on going out anyway.
I get to work tomorrow and Saturday. Going shopping with my mom Sunday, then trying to keep busy the rest of the week. Oscar is going to Cancun with his family Sunday morning, so I'm going to be missing him (and the sex) a lot!
I'm going to stop typing now, and work on those dishes!