These Men
This man* kills babies. Don't ask me how I know, but I know.
Also, I fell that this man makes me feel a certain bit of pride for my state. But fuck Clackamas, it's a glorified suburb.
* I use "man" in only the loosest of terms. It is clear from this fellow's expression sole expression that he is nothing but a biological robot meant to be the 21st century's Pied Piper. See his teeth--perfect for rending supple baby flesh. See the carefully crafted expression on his face? Makes it all the easier for babies to let their guard down. But if you look into those eyes of his you know this is a ruthless baby eating machine. The wrinkles have been smoothed out of his frontal cortex only to be replaced by the order to abort children that made it out of the womb, to crack their little bones and suck out their fresh marrow.
Also, I fell that this man makes me feel a certain bit of pride for my state. But fuck Clackamas, it's a glorified suburb.
* I use "man" in only the loosest of terms. It is clear from this fellow's expression sole expression that he is nothing but a biological robot meant to be the 21st century's Pied Piper. See his teeth--perfect for rending supple baby flesh. See the carefully crafted expression on his face? Makes it all the easier for babies to let their guard down. But if you look into those eyes of his you know this is a ruthless baby eating machine. The wrinkles have been smoothed out of his frontal cortex only to be replaced by the order to abort children that made it out of the womb, to crack their little bones and suck out their fresh marrow.