Holy
Fandom: FFVIII
Pairing: Quistis/Xu
Rating: R
Prompt: Taboo
Word Count: 100
Note: Blame this one on the theft of the Scone of Stone in Pratchett's The Fifth Elephant. Quistis and Xu breaking into a museum for a holy relic just seems fun to me. Plus, Xu in a wig? Oh hell yes.
"Oh ....fuuuuuck."
"You broke it!"
"It wasn't me! It was you!"
"It was not!"
"You told me to move faster!"
"You're the one that didn't use lube!"
"I did too!"
"Chocolate syrup doesn't count!"
"What the hell are we going to do now?"
"Uh...return it?"
"We can't!"
"Sure we can!"
"They have you on camera!"
"No, they have Rinoa on camera. I wore that wig, remember?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Um..."
"We can't keep it here."
"I'm not going to just throw it away! It's a holy relic!"
"Just because you scream 'Oh God, harder, faster, more!' doesn't make it holy, Xu."