...er...poker in the front...

[fezwrecker]

So after another wicked night of Spkez poker that lasted till 11am this morning, I visited coffee shop #1 to give Xmas kisses to my gals @ Dagmar's shop, met up with real ex-wife (for coffee) & a little catching up at the St. O-hole, then met two nice broads to accompany them for dildo shopping at the new Fun Factory on Gipstrasse (I'm not quick-geeked enough to make links & i suck at tags...lo siento). Fabien was shopping for her mother (she bought the cute one that looks like the Otter Pop logo, so that it didnt frighten her father-in-law), & Inga bought a big black ribbed one called "The Tiger" for herself (her first dildo, apparently). I was looking for one to send to my baby overseas for Xmas, but none of them really seemed her style, and the butt-plugs were not that impressive, & way overpriced, so she'll have to wait for the custom plaster-caster I'm having Pamela DesBarres make.

Afterwards, we naturally went for coffee, & people watching -- and after my third cup of coffee in as many coffee joints after 10 hours of poker, my body was beginning to shut down hard... the holidays + nightlife + poker = i need a month on the beach in some lysergic africa... donations gratefully accepted.

Wishing you all the very best on this 4th night of Chanukah --
Keep it Weird!
R

For the curious poker geeks:
Spkez Poker games played during last night's round of Dealer Call-it:

Texas Hold 'Em (yawn)
5-card draw (with one joker, usable only as an Ace or to complete a straight or flush)
5-card draw, Deuces, Aces, One-eyed Faces wild(™Rob Meyers, aka 'my wife')
7-card Stud Low Chicago
Jihad (™Spkez original, formerly known as September 11 -- )
Follow the Queen
Chase the Schmuck (™Konstantin)
Cum on Your Neighbor (™Spkez original)
Crazy Pineapple
HOSER
Chinese Poker

& more