guess whos back for the first time
yo ppl this fez da one and only girls wanna down and dirty wit me ......to my journal the last few weeks have been fucking awesome i mean been partying like fucking mad been hangin at el diablos gaff smokin away that funky stuff i mean the parties ive been havin this summer is off the hook first party was like three weeks ago and boom the women in there were so banging the mac inside me had to come out when i got out of that party i already hooked up wit four women they all knew i was one that was gonna get in there pants ......second party was ma man bobbys(aka el diablo) party which was no bad i was so drunk out my face i wasnt even talkin i was just hanging around watchin the hoochies which werent many but it was fine third party was at bobbys again two or three days later this party wasnt that bad but not many hoochie turned up but who cares as long as theres booze and that funky green stuff im happy constantly i tried to get away from sanie in this partie i mean i do like him and everythin but the boy just talks utter pish when hes drunk i cant even understand a word he says when hes drunk well anyway back to the party one lassie that was there eyed me up like seven times but i didnt want to get wit her cause we all know shes a dirty slapper the day after was definately the best partie i had ever went to .i mean the lassie that invited me to her partie in edinburgh didnt even know me ten mins hey she was banging so i turned up when i walked through the doorfirst thing i saw was like three lesbians getting down and dirty if i had to count how many ppl were there it was about over 60 women and only 6 guys including me but hey the party was more like a sex fest i got laid like six times i mean i didnt leave that party til like 4pm the next day yeh thats right people 4pm the next day thats how good it was but i was glad i got home but the weeknd wasnt over yet when i got home first thing i did was turn on my fone and wat do i see my man bobby text me sayin we had to go to another party at cheryls so i got to bobby some how i was drunk out my face saw jeg sleepin on the bed and bobby's having panic attacks cause he had a sore back he changed his mind about three times about going to this party he eventually made his mind up about going to this party when we got there we did see sum fine ass hoochies at this party there werent many ppl at this party but it was cool me n bobby where eyeng up this sweet ass chick named sarah (bobby dont deny i saw u eyeng her up its kool) well i started boozing away then i started to fire in to sarah and bobby standing at the door shouting at me tellin me to roll a doobie ,when he realises wat im doin he gave me peace so any way i was gettin off wit this chick and my hand was going down under her stupid drunk pals calss her to dance ( i mean wat the fuck) so any way rolled a doobie me sanny bobby jeg etc went to the side of the house blazed that doobie getting passed around like ten ppl including sum of the chicks and i see bobby standin next to firing stacey (which already has a boyfriend bobby and u know it) tellin her she s got nice big tits dude i was laughing my ass off at this point its just the way stacey said "oh do u think so " in a kind of a squeaky voice u ppl know wat im talking about. well back to the party again i started getting off with sarah and again i my hand was going down under when it gets there guess fuckin wat her pal interupts us asking sarah to dance ( i mean wat is her fucking game ) well she left half an hour later sarh left the party whic was fucking SHOCKING but still it was a good party the neighbours started complaining and phoned five 0 so we hid the booze and the other stuff cheryl goes out drunk out her face talking to the police when she came back in she is tellin us this shite about us being handcuffed and tellin us shes been there before i mean me bobby and jeg laughed our guts out it was so fucking hilarious .....well thats for the now............. outlaw out