Someone needs to write a Cabin in the Woods/Attack on Titan crossover
*SPOILER ALERT: Cabin in the Woods* It's an older movie at this point, but if you haven't seen it yet, you might want to look away. *SPOILER ALERT: Cabin in the Woods*
Seriously, I was watching The Cabin in the Woods on the Syfy channel, and all I could think was that there needed to be some delicious crossover action happening. That end scene with the giant molten hand... Come on, who didn't think of the burny titan in Attack on Titan?
Besides all that, every time I watch that movie I get angry at them for being like "Welp, it's the end of the world and we could have stopped it. Too bad, so sad." What?! Do neither one of them have any family or loved ones? Are they really that selfish that they're just going to sit there waiting to die, but not do anything to stop the end of the world?
What a couple of assholes. No lie.
Some stories:
Title: Monster and Man - http://archiveofourown.org/works/599950
Author: aliceblue
Characters: Sugarplum Fairy, Ronald the Intern
Word count: 1300
Summary: Her keepers do not appreciate her.
He decides his future accidentally.
(They never meet.)
Title: Through the Glass, Darkly - http://archiveofourown.org/works/1692872
Author: alchemyarchetype
Characters: Fornicus: Lord of Bondage & Pain, Dana Polk, Marty Mikalski
Word count: 2629
Summary: Though he's kept bound and imprisoned in a glass cube, the Hell Lord can still reach out. He can still watch as the Sacrifices are, one by one, taken beyond the reach of pain and terror. His reflections are interrupted however when the Virgin and the Fool come to stand before him.
Title: The Old and Upright - http://archiveofourown.org/works/744171
Author: lotus0kid
Characters: Ives (Ravenous), The Hierophant (Operation: Endgame), Sitterson (Cabin in the Woods), Hadley (Cabin in the Woods)
Word count: 8319
Summary: Hiero and Ives are trapped in a very strange cage. They have to kill up to five innocents if they want to escape. So, they’re optimistic.
And that's about it for the Cabin in the Woods fandom. *sigh* Someone needs to write more fic, yo. I'm jonesing for a fic fix.
Seriously, I was watching The Cabin in the Woods on the Syfy channel, and all I could think was that there needed to be some delicious crossover action happening. That end scene with the giant molten hand... Come on, who didn't think of the burny titan in Attack on Titan?
Besides all that, every time I watch that movie I get angry at them for being like "Welp, it's the end of the world and we could have stopped it. Too bad, so sad." What?! Do neither one of them have any family or loved ones? Are they really that selfish that they're just going to sit there waiting to die, but not do anything to stop the end of the world?
What a couple of assholes. No lie.
Some stories:
Title: Monster and Man - http://archiveofourown.org/works/599950
Author: aliceblue
Characters: Sugarplum Fairy, Ronald the Intern
Word count: 1300
Summary: Her keepers do not appreciate her.
He decides his future accidentally.
(They never meet.)
Title: Through the Glass, Darkly - http://archiveofourown.org/works/1692872
Author: alchemyarchetype
Characters: Fornicus: Lord of Bondage & Pain, Dana Polk, Marty Mikalski
Word count: 2629
Summary: Though he's kept bound and imprisoned in a glass cube, the Hell Lord can still reach out. He can still watch as the Sacrifices are, one by one, taken beyond the reach of pain and terror. His reflections are interrupted however when the Virgin and the Fool come to stand before him.
Title: The Old and Upright - http://archiveofourown.org/works/744171
Author: lotus0kid
Characters: Ives (Ravenous), The Hierophant (Operation: Endgame), Sitterson (Cabin in the Woods), Hadley (Cabin in the Woods)
Word count: 8319
Summary: Hiero and Ives are trapped in a very strange cage. They have to kill up to five innocents if they want to escape. So, they’re optimistic.
And that's about it for the Cabin in the Woods fandom. *sigh* Someone needs to write more fic, yo. I'm jonesing for a fic fix.