Do Deans not check their email on weekends? wtf. I'm ready to hire Schwarz.
On the plus side, baby sloths are SO FREAKIN CUTE. Gah. And omfg Bleach is getting so good again! I was getting worried there for a while. But episdoes 137-139...GAH.
I was writing a longer fic....but it was too serious for my already blah mood so a drabble it is instead! Haven't done that in a while....
Title: Well Learned
Team: Schwarz
Challenge: polyglot
Word count: 100
When Schuldig entered the room and struck a certain pose, consisting of hands on hips and chin held high, Crawford knew that he meant business. What about was anyone’s guess, but the sense of inevitability was unavoidable.
“I think,” Schuldig began, “that you should buy all of us iPhones.”
“No,” Crawford replied. “Also, no.”
“You should!” Schuldig pressed.
“No.”
“Aren’t you tired of sounding like a broken record?”
Not missing a beat. “Iie.”
“But I-”
“Nein.”
“We could-”
“Non.”
“They would-”
“O-Nay.”
“ARGH!” Growling, Schuldig stomped off, cursing fake languages.
Crawford grinned. Pig Latin. Worked every time.