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On my first night of spring break I...
Punched myself in the face playing Wii Tennis.
And proceeded to roll on the floor laughing for a time while my mother panicked. Apperantly I pack a mean and loud punch. Something cracked, I'm just not sure what.
A little FYI....the only other time I was hit in the face was when I was 13. I punched myself in the nose trying to fix my pillow and it bled for fifteen minutes.
Take that, Fight Club.
On my second night I....
Watched a horde of half-naked men fight each other in what is quite possibly the best movie ever. So my review for 300 is as follows:
300 = one long orgasm.
Today was kind of dull in comparison. And so I take my leave. Good day.
Punched myself in the face playing Wii Tennis.
And proceeded to roll on the floor laughing for a time while my mother panicked. Apperantly I pack a mean and loud punch. Something cracked, I'm just not sure what.
A little FYI....the only other time I was hit in the face was when I was 13. I punched myself in the nose trying to fix my pillow and it bled for fifteen minutes.
Take that, Fight Club.
On my second night I....
Watched a horde of half-naked men fight each other in what is quite possibly the best movie ever. So my review for 300 is as follows:
300 = one long orgasm.
Today was kind of dull in comparison. And so I take my leave. Good day.