SOS
And now I have jury duty. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm just gonna suggest the death penalty from the very beginning and be done with. Even though this state doesn't have capital punishment. We need Ol'Sparky, dammit!
Speaking of Sparky, I had the following conversation yesterday while walking through the Commons with a friend:
Fey: Aww....puppy! So cute!
Friend: It looks old.
Fey: Still a puppy! Like my dog. He's still a puppy to me.
Friend: Right. How old is he?
Fey: ...erm....14? Ish?
Friend: Woah....he's ready to die any minute now. Just...dead.
Fey: .....*throws coffee cup at him and marches off, whilst plowing over a sleeping hobo with her stompy boots*
Poor hobo. Seriously though. I know this stuff, boy do I, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it as a joke. I'm not even mad, really, but. Jayzus. I could care less if you talk about people but leave my dog alone. Huff.
I'm working on Saiyuki smut/angst and Phil. Religion alternately at the moment and NEED a distraction. Really. So, from many.
How this works:
1. Ask me one fandom-related question in the comments. This can be fandom specific, general, or about fandom/lj stuff/fic writing/etc
2. Just one question, please, but it can (and perhaps should) have sub-parts.
3. That's it. It can be as normal or odd as you like.
Please play? And get a cookie in return?
Speaking of Sparky, I had the following conversation yesterday while walking through the Commons with a friend:
Fey: Aww....puppy! So cute!
Friend: It looks old.
Fey: Still a puppy! Like my dog. He's still a puppy to me.
Friend: Right. How old is he?
Fey: ...erm....14? Ish?
Friend: Woah....he's ready to die any minute now. Just...dead.
Fey: .....*throws coffee cup at him and marches off, whilst plowing over a sleeping hobo with her stompy boots*
Poor hobo. Seriously though. I know this stuff, boy do I, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it as a joke. I'm not even mad, really, but. Jayzus. I could care less if you talk about people but leave my dog alone. Huff.
I'm working on Saiyuki smut/angst and Phil. Religion alternately at the moment and NEED a distraction. Really. So, from many.
How this works:
1. Ask me one fandom-related question in the comments. This can be fandom specific, general, or about fandom/lj stuff/fic writing/etc
2. Just one question, please, but it can (and perhaps should) have sub-parts.
3. That's it. It can be as normal or odd as you like.
Please play? And get a cookie in return?