okay, so..
I didn't get more smut written. I was busy entertaining the family. They watch my like the monkeys at the zoo. It's quite bizarre and interesting to behold.
Anyways, a meme stolen from places before I crack down again. Gotta make up for lost time!
1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
Coooooffeeeee.....and....Fresca. Water. Pretzels. Yumm.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
your mom I don't think 'mermaid' counts, so I'll go with killer whale. Free Willy made me laugh.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Ack. So many! Does Brett count? But then, Schuldig is my boy through and through...
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Belgium Waffle.
5. Do you own any...naughty toys?
Yeah, there's this one stuffed animal that just won't behave. I'm at my wit's end with it.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list?
Not...that I....remember?
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
I have a pair of Guinness underwear. The idea of a a glass of beer on my crotch amuses me.
8. Describe the last time you were injured.
I'm always injured. Yesterday I ran into my wall because I was too lazy to switch directions. Now my finger kills like a bitch.
9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
having a pillow over my face. Yeah, I'm not sure either.
11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years.
Oh gosh. Too many, yet again. Not that I can THINK of any at the moment, but the entire four years bordered on surreal.
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
It's houses...with fireworks. Cause it's an old phone and Verizon is being a bitch about my new one. If I had my choice, however, it would probably be my drawing of Aslan with his ickle floating crown.
13. Soda?
Diet Coke.
14. Flavor of pudding?
Chocolate, please.
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Black t-shirt with Jack Rackam's Jolly Roger on it and the saying 'A Pirate's Life for Me'. It has holes under the arms. I'm hard-core.
16. Prescription medication?
I have this thing where I don't tell doctors what's wrong with me....
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
magic shoes! Or horses! Or horses with MAGIC SHOES!
18. How many people are on your friends list?
60? Around there.
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
Ten?
20. What are you listening to right now?
some commercial
21. Most recent movie you watched?
Muppet Treasure Island! The opening songs ROCKS.
22. Name 3 things you have with you at all times.
pants, my cell phone, a book.
23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Give. I don't like being touched for too long. Unless I do.
24. Name a teacher you had the hots for.
I can safely say that such a thing has never occured.
25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
"Nuuuuuuuuu!"
"I know, right!"
"Oh...bollucks."
26. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child.
Don't grow up! Viva le resistance!
Anyways, a meme stolen from places before I crack down again. Gotta make up for lost time!
1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
Coooooffeeeee.....and....Fresca. Water. Pretzels. Yumm.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
your mom I don't think 'mermaid' counts, so I'll go with killer whale. Free Willy made me laugh.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Ack. So many! Does Brett count? But then, Schuldig is my boy through and through...
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Belgium Waffle.
5. Do you own any...naughty toys?
Yeah, there's this one stuffed animal that just won't behave. I'm at my wit's end with it.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list?
Not...that I....remember?
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
I have a pair of Guinness underwear. The idea of a a glass of beer on my crotch amuses me.
8. Describe the last time you were injured.
I'm always injured. Yesterday I ran into my wall because I was too lazy to switch directions. Now my finger kills like a bitch.
9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
having a pillow over my face. Yeah, I'm not sure either.
11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years.
Oh gosh. Too many, yet again. Not that I can THINK of any at the moment, but the entire four years bordered on surreal.
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
It's houses...with fireworks. Cause it's an old phone and Verizon is being a bitch about my new one. If I had my choice, however, it would probably be my drawing of Aslan with his ickle floating crown.
13. Soda?
Diet Coke.
14. Flavor of pudding?
Chocolate, please.
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Black t-shirt with Jack Rackam's Jolly Roger on it and the saying 'A Pirate's Life for Me'. It has holes under the arms. I'm hard-core.
16. Prescription medication?
I have this thing where I don't tell doctors what's wrong with me....
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
magic shoes! Or horses! Or horses with MAGIC SHOES!
18. How many people are on your friends list?
60? Around there.
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
Ten?
20. What are you listening to right now?
some commercial
21. Most recent movie you watched?
Muppet Treasure Island! The opening songs ROCKS.
22. Name 3 things you have with you at all times.
pants, my cell phone, a book.
23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Give. I don't like being touched for too long. Unless I do.
24. Name a teacher you had the hots for.
I can safely say that such a thing has never occured.
25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
"Nuuuuuuuuu!"
"I know, right!"
"Oh...bollucks."
26. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child.
Don't grow up! Viva le resistance!