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This was the funnest meme ever.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1)Schuldig (WK)
2)Gojyo (Saiyuki)
3)Jack Sparrow
4)Sanzo (Saiyuki)
5)Crawford (WK)
6)Edward Elric (FMA)
7)Shigure Sohma (Furuba)
8)Lancelot (Arthur)
9)Greed (FMA)
10)Sands (Mexico)
11)Sosuke Sagura (FMP)
12)Eiri Yuki (Gravitation)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ed/Sosuke? I doubt such a thing exists but…well….I could see it, in an off way. Miss Chidari and Ed have similar…err….anger problems.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sanzo needs to be painted on the side of a bomber, wearing fishnets and a boa. The world would be better for it.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Gosh, would the legends change or what? Also, Arthur would kill Yuki, IMO.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Eto……well, there’s my new obsession Pets by velvet_mace which breaks every written squick law and I love it for that.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Gojyo/Ed? Ahahahahaha……. “Hey babe, I’ve always had a thing for shorter men-“ “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THEM WHEN THEY’RE WAVING THEIR ARMS IN YOUR FACE AND YELLING LIKE A MANIAC, YOU KOOL-AID HAIRED FREAK!?” “What?! Why you LITTLE brat!!” ………. No, they really wouldn’t.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Eesh…..I’d go with Crawford/Greed. Firstly, because I already gave Sands to Schu. Secondly, that would be smexy and they’d drive each other nuts with their ambitions and…well….greed =P Mmm…power sex.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Shigure walked in on Gojyo and Yuki having sex, my brain would asplode from the smexiness. Sweet jeebus. Then Shigure would say “Aah, such love that blossoms forth, ka ka ka *waves fan*” then run off to write a novel about it. Which would later beat Yuki’s latest romance novel on the NY Times Best Seller’s list.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Sands/Jack Sparrow. Because one Depp character in a fic JUST ISN”T ENOUGH, dammit.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Schuldig/Lancelot should exist. Though I doubt it does. That would be Le Mort d’Lancelot when Braddles finds out.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Bwah. Shigure/Yuki. The Ties That Bind. Get it? Get it? Bind….bindings…books…..ah, nevermind.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mmmm…Sanzo/Schu. It would be a lot like any Sanzo/Gojyo fics I write. Argue, hate, screw, snark, screw, uber snark.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I can think of a couple. Mabudachi trio smut! Weeeee~
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yesh. Quite a few, actually. Normally it’s Jack/Will/Elizabeth though. Does that count as half-het?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. Full Metal Panic gets no lurve.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Gojyo/Sanzo/Crawford? Hell, I think I actually have written it already. And hells yeah a lot of someones would.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? “AH, Satan fucked your mom!”. How eloquent.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Erm…… Sugar, we’re goin down swinging. Perfect kinda.
18.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Schuldig/Ed/Yuki… crossover, low-flying snark, caps lock yelling, pedophilia, automail port kink, mind sex. Muah.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Gojyo to Sands? …. “You look like shit.” For some reason, that would work. That or “Is that a twinkle in your eye, or did a star fall out of the sky” because that would fuckin crack me up.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uh…yesterday. Fic in question being my own *coughs*
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1)Schuldig (WK)
2)Gojyo (Saiyuki)
3)Jack Sparrow
4)Sanzo (Saiyuki)
5)Crawford (WK)
6)Edward Elric (FMA)
7)Shigure Sohma (Furuba)
8)Lancelot (Arthur)
9)Greed (FMA)
10)Sands (Mexico)
11)Sosuke Sagura (FMP)
12)Eiri Yuki (Gravitation)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ed/Sosuke? I doubt such a thing exists but…well….I could see it, in an off way. Miss Chidari and Ed have similar…err….anger problems.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sanzo needs to be painted on the side of a bomber, wearing fishnets and a boa. The world would be better for it.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Gosh, would the legends change or what? Also, Arthur would kill Yuki, IMO.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Eto……well, there’s my new obsession Pets by velvet_mace which breaks every written squick law and I love it for that.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Gojyo/Ed? Ahahahahaha……. “Hey babe, I’ve always had a thing for shorter men-“ “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THEM WHEN THEY’RE WAVING THEIR ARMS IN YOUR FACE AND YELLING LIKE A MANIAC, YOU KOOL-AID HAIRED FREAK!?” “What?! Why you LITTLE brat!!” ………. No, they really wouldn’t.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Eesh…..I’d go with Crawford/Greed. Firstly, because I already gave Sands to Schu. Secondly, that would be smexy and they’d drive each other nuts with their ambitions and…well….greed =P Mmm…power sex.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Shigure walked in on Gojyo and Yuki having sex, my brain would asplode from the smexiness. Sweet jeebus. Then Shigure would say “Aah, such love that blossoms forth, ka ka ka *waves fan*” then run off to write a novel about it. Which would later beat Yuki’s latest romance novel on the NY Times Best Seller’s list.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Sands/Jack Sparrow. Because one Depp character in a fic JUST ISN”T ENOUGH, dammit.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Schuldig/Lancelot should exist. Though I doubt it does. That would be Le Mort d’Lancelot when Braddles finds out.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Bwah. Shigure/Yuki. The Ties That Bind. Get it? Get it? Bind….bindings…books…..ah, nevermind.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mmmm…Sanzo/Schu. It would be a lot like any Sanzo/Gojyo fics I write. Argue, hate, screw, snark, screw, uber snark.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I can think of a couple. Mabudachi trio smut! Weeeee~
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yesh. Quite a few, actually. Normally it’s Jack/Will/Elizabeth though. Does that count as half-het?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. Full Metal Panic gets no lurve.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Gojyo/Sanzo/Crawford? Hell, I think I actually have written it already. And hells yeah a lot of someones would.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? “AH, Satan fucked your mom!”. How eloquent.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Erm…… Sugar, we’re goin down swinging. Perfect kinda.
18.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Schuldig/Ed/Yuki… crossover, low-flying snark, caps lock yelling, pedophilia, automail port kink, mind sex. Muah.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Gojyo to Sands? …. “You look like shit.” For some reason, that would work. That or “Is that a twinkle in your eye, or did a star fall out of the sky” because that would fuckin crack me up.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uh…yesterday. Fic in question being my own *coughs*