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[fewterer]

Mute is going to move in. She might help out at the Butcher's.

If anyone is smart enough, don't go down to the Wilderness. Unless you want to be covered in troll guts and blood. Stocking up on when the Wilderness was smart.

If anyone handcuffs me, I'll shoot them.

[ooc: He's not playing, but yeah, he wanted to put that warning out there :|]

Comments

[smokesordie]

Uh, yeah. About the Butcher's? Funny story.

I was totally planning on showing up to work today.

And then I ended up in jail.

[fewterer]

Are you asking me to break you out?

[smokesordie]

Are you volunteering?

[fewterer]

I don't know, maybe you deserve a day off.

[smokesordie]

Dude, fuck that. My smokes won't last forever.

[fewterer]

Maybe that'll motivate you to get out yourself.

[smokesordie]

Right. Cuz I totally haven't tried that already.

[fewterer]

Knowing you, you'd probably just screamed and wished the bars disappeared. That's not effort.

[smokesordie]

That's so not true!

I kicked them too.

[fewterer]

You kick like a girl.

[smokesordie]

Come ooooooonnnnn.

[fewterer]

What do I get out of this?

[smokesordie]

Bragging rights.

[fewterer]

You're an idiot.

Fine, I'll see what I can do.

[ooc: sob. I'm not sure what will happen if this needs permission...but you know Zombie has guns and is willing to kick people in the face.]

[smokesordie]

Less writing, more busting!

[[ooc: Well, only 'robbers' can, though Eyepatch doesn't know that.;;]]