TEXT // an offer you can, actually, refuse

Mar 21, 2011 21:11

[group locked to the mafia — Eddie Brock, Arthas, Omega, Hayley (I KEEP TRYING TO TYPE HARLEY, GOD), Bertie, and Crane — such that they can see each other]
It's night time. Who dies first?

[locked separately to Prefect and Randal]
It's night time. The mafia are hunting. Who do you choose to protect?

[locked separately to Slade and Brax]
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so i didn't *ask* if you wanted to play, to hell with good intentions, [game: lastvoyages], leave the gun. take the cannoli.

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helpmejeeves March 22 2011, 03:00:42 UTC
[So nervous.]

Yes. Hello. What ho, and all that.

I think there's been some mistake. You see, I'm not really the...killing type. So if you don't mind, I'll just back out.

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feverprophecy March 22 2011, 03:02:45 UTC
[♥♥♥]

Abstaining may make you the sacrificial goat in rounds to come.

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[Filter] helpmejeeves March 22 2011, 03:17:05 UTC
You mean, I've got to recommend some poor chap to die or else I might be the one who gets wacked?

[It's like he's been dropped into one of his noir fiction crime novels.]

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[Filter] symbiotastic March 22 2011, 03:20:21 UTC
I've got a solution, buddy. Just close your eyes and vote for Bruce Wayne.

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[Filter] helpmejeeves March 22 2011, 03:33:26 UTC
Why him? Did this Bruce Wayne fellow do something bad?

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[Filter] symbiotastic March 22 2011, 03:34:45 UTC
[.......] Yes.

He went on this crazy rampage the other day. Attacking people left and right-- we're talking women, children... It was, I mean, it was just awful. You're really lucky you weren't there.

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[Filter] helpmejeeves March 22 2011, 03:39:50 UTC
By Jove, that's horrible! And the police didn't pick him up and biff him in chokey?

[Oh, Bertie, why so gullible? Still, he's not happy about the idea of anyone dying, even rampaging criminals.]

Well, I suppose if someone must be voted upon, I shall add my vote against this Bruce Wayne brute.

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[Filter] darknessb4me March 22 2011, 03:40:56 UTC
Fuck's sake, he was being sarcastic.

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[Filter] 1/2 symbiotastic March 22 2011, 03:42:03 UTC
No, I wasn't.

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[Filter] 1/2 helpmejeeves March 22 2011, 03:49:52 UTC
You weren't?

[Who to believe? Arthas or Eddie? So confused!]

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[Filter] symbiotastic March 22 2011, 03:52:16 UTC
No, I was being serious. And honest.

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[Filter] darknessb4me March 22 2011, 03:54:24 UTC
Just go back in the journals and look him up.

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[Filter] 2/2 symbiotastic March 22 2011, 03:42:28 UTC
And he already voted for Bruce. No take-backs.

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[Filter] darknessb4me March 22 2011, 03:44:27 UTC
This is why we need a monarchy.

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[Filter] symbiotastic March 22 2011, 03:46:30 UTC
Why, who would you vote for, big guy?

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[Filter] darknessb4me March 22 2011, 03:47:23 UTC
[Keywords.]

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