charloft - Post a picture of your friends

[fever_crusade]

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[hell_of_heaven]

You look very happy.

[fever_crusade]

Look who I was with. Of course I was happy.

Happy and gorgeous.

[hell_of_heaven]

Yes you are.

[fever_crusade]

Hmm. That is a very good picture of me, don't you think? How perfect is my hair? Honestly. God, I look fantastic.

[hell_of_heaven]

It is a good picture. But you always look fantastic.

[fever_crusade]

I do, that's very true. I haven't taken a bad picture in fifty-two years.

*sigh* If I'd been just a little a lot taller, I could have absolutely been a model.

[hell_of_heaven]

Mm.

Are you all right?

[fever_crusade]

Come on, have you looked at me lately? I am way more than all right.

[hell_of_heaven]

I know that, Martha. But you're not usually so... upbeat. And it's good that you are, but... Are you overcompensating for something?

[fever_crusade]

...Overcompensating? What on earth would I need to overcompensate for?

[hell_of_heaven]

Did someone insult you?

[fever_crusade]

*laughs*

What about me could possibly be the subject of insult? I am sublime.

[hell_of_heaven]

Yes, but...

You have to admit that you don't normally adopt such a positive attitude.

[fever_crusade]

I'm simply embracing my many, many striking features. After all, I have got to be the sexiest 52-year-old on the planet, everyone should be embracing me.

[hell_of_heaven]

... have you been drinking?

[fever_crusade]

Lionel Luthor, I am pregnant. Of course I haven't been drinking.