Survey time
Have you ever stolen from anybody?
Not…as such, no.
Ever used an illegal substance?
I smoked pot a few times in college, nothing serious, and only a few times.
Last time you got drunk?
Not since JP got me sloshed on cosmos.
Ever had sex to music? If so what?
Yes. Many times. Though it’s not my preference.
When do you get the horniest?
Uh, you mean…time of day? Or…? Hmm.
Are you considered a tease?
I hope not.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Six.
Ever gotten an STD?
No.
What's the worst thing you ever did?
I plead the fifth.
Ever driven intoxicated?
Nope.
Ever rode with someone while they were intoxicated?
Yes.
Ever broke the law and got caught?
No.
Are you a Myspace addict?
Oh, no.
Ever been video-taped or video-taped yourself performing sexual acts?
Nope.
Would you ever make a sex tape?
Oh, I don’t know. I guess if Jonathan wanted to do it, I could deal.
Do you look at porn?
No.
Whats your worst fear?
[locked] Clark leaving us. [/locked]
Best person you ever had sex with?
My husband of course.
Would you ever have an abortion?
No.
Parents ever walked in on you having sex or masturbating?
No, but my son has.
Have you ever regretted dating someone?
Yes.
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On The Lighter Side...
Do you jump in elavators when they take off and stop?
No.
Do you think you smile or laugh enough?
I don’t know. I think so.
How do you feel about your family?
I love them more than anything in the world.
Do you love someone besides family and close friends right now?
Yes.
Are you happy with that someone right now?
Yes.
Were you teased when you were little?
No.
Last time you cried really really hard, why did you cry?
Really hard? Hmm. About three weeks ago.
Do you like yourself?
Sometimes. Not usually.
Who means the most to you at this point in your life?
My son.
Who are you jealous of?
The girls.
Where do you go when you are sad?
I tend to lock myself in the bathroom and turn on the shower.
What is the worst lie you have ever told?
I lie a lot. You're going to have to give me better parameters. >> ditto
Do you like how you are spending your life?
Most days.
How much weight can you curl with your opposite arm?
Not that much.
If you could choose a road trip somewhere, where would you go?
Anywhere.
What would you do with a 3rd hand?
I think that would just be too much.
If you could have any wish come true, what would it be?
[locked] To keep Clark with us. [/locked]
Have any "Clapper" lamps in your house?
No.
Favorite energy drink?
Coffee.
Who was the last person to tell you they loved you besides family?
Does my husband count as family? Yes, I suppose he does. [locked] Lionel. [/locked]
Know any body who has a motorcycle? If so who?
*sigh* My husband. Unfortunately.
Name a random memory that makes you smile:
The night Jonathan proposed.
How many belts do you own?
Mmm…six or seven.
Can you play Guitar Hero/Rockband?
No….
Who do you think about before you fall asleep at night?
It changes.
What's your favorite article of clothing?
I don’t think I have one. Sorry to disappoint.