short questionnaire from Chloe
Because I've been on hold for the mayor for the past twenty-five minutes. Hmph.
Have you ever made out on your bed?
Oh, I’ve done a lot worse than that on my bed.
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
I don’t think I’d have kissed him otherwise.
Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
Personally? No. And my life isn’t that messed up to begin with.
Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
Where was your default taken?
The kitchen.
What is bothering you right now?
Well, I’m doing a lot to prepare for the Senator’s arrival in Kansas.
When was the last time you got a back massage?
Far too long. I think I will demand one in the near future.
Is it worth crying over a guy/girl?
Not just any guy, but sure.
What's your most hated food?
Celery. I hate celery.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Lois.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed. At Clark's request.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Not particularly, no. But I can hide lots of other things.
Do you like to cuddle?
Oh, yes. I'm a cuddle bug.
Who's car were you in last other than yours?
Jonathan’s truck. But that’s half-mine.
Who was the last conversation you had on the phone with?
The city commissioner of Metropolis.
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
The really scary ones.
How is life going for you right now?
Wonderful. Busy, thank god.
Do you believe what comes around goes around?
It depends. Probably, yes.
Do you trust people easily?
No.
Do you give out second chances easily?
Yes.
What color are your eyes?
Blue.
Do you smile a lot?
Yes. Most days anyway.
One thing you're looking forward to?
Hiring an assistant.
How do you feel about change?
Necessary but not always easy.
Does the person you like know that you like them?
Oh, I don’t know, maybe if he’s looked down at his wedding ring lately.
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yes. I tend to cry when I’m angry instead of actually…getting angry.
Do you have any enemies?
Not in any true sense, no.
What is the longest you have gone without checking your Myspace?
I don’t have a Myspace.
Miss someone?
Yes.
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yes.
What makes you laugh?
A genuine fumble.
Where's your shirt from?
Uhhh…JC Penney?
Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?
Clark. But he came back.
Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
I hope so. That’s the best thing you can do.
Did you cry today?
Not yet!
Are you happy?
Yes.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
Yes.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Not at all.
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
God. Hundreds? Thousands? What’s twenty-five years worth of kisses?
Will you kiss that person again?
I certainly hope to!
What are you listening to?
The interns playing music far too loudly. I’m about to go put a stop to it actually.
What was the last thing to make you laugh?
The interns. They provide for a great deal of amusement. Not sure if that’s a good thing.
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
A little.
Who did you last see in person?
Uh, the interns.
What is bugging you right now?
Hmm. The interns.
Who are you talking to right now?
I’m emailing with one of our contributors and simultaneously giving instructions to our Comm director.
Are you afraid of guns?
Not unless one is pointed at me.
Are you listening to music right now?
Not now that I’ve yelled at the interns.
Do you like Chinese food?
I love Chinese food.
Did anyone see your last kiss?
Clark. And he was none too thrilled to walk in on it.
Where is the next place you will travel to?
I’ve recently learned that I am not at all in control of that.
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I was leaving for work and that, my friends, is what spouses do before they leave each other for the day.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
I was on my way to work.
Do you say sexy a lot?
No.
When was the last time you had a sleepover?
I’ve chaperoned a few in the last eighteen years.
What is something you currently want right now?
To win this damn election for Robert.
Do you want to get married & have children?
Done and done.
What was the last thing you bought?
Air time for Robert’s latest ad.
Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
If only.
Are you typically a jealous person?
Not nearly as much as my husband is.
Name something great that happened today.
The last of the office furniture came today!
How many kids do you want?
A long time ago I would have gone for four or five.
What would you name them?
That’s not something I like to talk about.