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[ooc: awkward nicodemus time. which means martha is going to be very obviously...not herself.]
1. List two facts about your last kiss.
It did not lead anywhere I wanted it to go.
2. What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
"Not bad. Not bad at all."
3. Do you believe there's always room in your heart for your first love?
Sure.
4. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
I have.
5. Where is the next place you will travel to?
Wherever we decide to go on our honeymoon, if there is one.
6. Do you want to get married & have kids one day?
Been there, done that.
7. Do you curse a lot?
Not as often as I should.
8. Have you ever kissed in a pool?
Yes!
9. Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Long.
10. Do you like ice cream?
Love it.
11. What's your favorite color?
Blue.
12. What does the last text in your inbox say?
"Don't wait up."
13. Are you open about your sex life?
I should really work on that.
14. Have you ever lied to protect someone's feelings?
Yes, I have.
15. Are you hiding something from your parents?
Not anymore! A higher power took care of that one for me.
16. Do you get jealous of other people easily?
Not very.
17. What's the best thing about having a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not being alone.
18. How did you meet the last person you kissed?
He showed up at the farm trying to expose my son. Something of a rocky beginning.
19. So... does size matter?
Of course.
20. Are you of great importance in someone else's life?
I'd better be.
21. What's your favorite saying?
Hmm. Something endlessly dull, I imagine.
22. Is there anybody that knows your deepest, darkest secret?
A whole handful.
23. Could you fit down your chimney?
If I had one, probably.
24. Who taught you to tie your shoes?
I figured it out myself.
25. Do you usually sing while showering?
Sometimes.
26. What's something that really grosses you out?
I have a pretty strong stomach.
27. What is the oldest person you would date right now? What about youngest?
I'm dating the oldest person I would say. I'm sure there's no limit on youngest.
28. Do you stick up for what you believe in?
On behalf of the great state of Kansas, you bet.
29. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Well. Yes.
30. How many people have you kissed in your entire life?
That's not something I keep track of.