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Because Perry's still at the Planet and my mun is bored to death in an empty apartment with no people or furniture. And because JP will probably make me do it anyway.
Click at your own risk, children of mine.
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Sensual, typically.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
A fair amount, I suppose.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
In life? No.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Typically.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
Never.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
I've been in serious relationships for most of my life, so it's never really been an ption.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Only a few, in college.
9. What's your favorite position?
I'm going to keep mum about that.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
I like spotaneity, so anywhere but the bed. Although, sometimes the bed is good.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
I have not.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
As long as possible.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Ha, "they." Um. It depends, I suppose.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Absolutely.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
...my kids will tell you that I'm loud. Poor souls.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
I will put up with anyone who puts up with me.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Well. It doesn't not matter, but it doesn't make or break a relationship.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Twenty.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
One.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Words. And kissing. -> Stealing JP's answer.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
No.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
One person.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Yes. No.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Oh, gosh. I really don't know how one can rank these things.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I don't really spend a lot of time on those.
27. Have you ever done porn?
...No.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Of course not. But I suppose it's a fair question, as a former U.S. Senator.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I don't understand the question.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Hopefully the task at hand.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Bottom.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
These things just...progress.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Constantly.
35. Could you live without sex?
Probably. But it would be a rather unhappy existence.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Not often.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
I don't set a timer.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Not...particularly, no.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
....Yes
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No. I was in the Senate, it would have landed on the internet in a minute.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
No.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
No.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
I have children. Yes.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
...Yes.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Yes.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Well, I'd never have a threesome. But that doesn't seem to be as racy as it used to be.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
No.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Well, not in public but possibly in a semi-public place, but hidden.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Flattery. To quote my daughter, I'm "a cornball."
50. Do you spit or swallow?
*clears throat* Swallow.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Gee, let me check my record books...
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
God, no. She'd kill me.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Absoutely not.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Underneath a desk. Not mine of course.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
Hmm...seven years maybe? Ten?
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
I'm fairly confident these days.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
God, I hope so.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Too many to mention.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
It's different for everyone. But I typically frown upon it happening under the age of eighteen.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Depends on the moment, and where I am.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
I have actually.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Hmm. In an office probably. During the work day.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Sure. Back.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
That ship has sailed thankfully.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Oh, no.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Doesn't matter.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
Not going there.
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Not really, no.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Yes.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
As I've said before, I have no...ranking system.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Bruce Springsteen.
Click at your own risk, children of mine.
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Sensual, typically.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
A fair amount, I suppose.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
In life? No.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Typically.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
Never.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
I've been in serious relationships for most of my life, so it's never really been an ption.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Only a few, in college.
9. What's your favorite position?
I'm going to keep mum about that.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
I like spotaneity, so anywhere but the bed. Although, sometimes the bed is good.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
I have not.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
As long as possible.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Ha, "they." Um. It depends, I suppose.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Absolutely.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
...my kids will tell you that I'm loud. Poor souls.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
I will put up with anyone who puts up with me.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Well. It doesn't not matter, but it doesn't make or break a relationship.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Twenty.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
One.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Words. And kissing. -> Stealing JP's answer.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
No.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
One person.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Yes. No.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Oh, gosh. I really don't know how one can rank these things.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I don't really spend a lot of time on those.
27. Have you ever done porn?
...No.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Of course not. But I suppose it's a fair question, as a former U.S. Senator.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I don't understand the question.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Hopefully the task at hand.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Bottom.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
These things just...progress.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Constantly.
35. Could you live without sex?
Probably. But it would be a rather unhappy existence.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Not often.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
I don't set a timer.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Not...particularly, no.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
....Yes
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No. I was in the Senate, it would have landed on the internet in a minute.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
No.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
No.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
I have children. Yes.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
...Yes.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Yes.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Well, I'd never have a threesome. But that doesn't seem to be as racy as it used to be.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
No.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Well, not in public but possibly in a semi-public place, but hidden.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Flattery. To quote my daughter, I'm "a cornball."
50. Do you spit or swallow?
*clears throat* Swallow.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Gee, let me check my record books...
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
God, no. She'd kill me.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Absoutely not.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Underneath a desk. Not mine of course.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
Hmm...seven years maybe? Ten?
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
I'm fairly confident these days.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
God, I hope so.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Too many to mention.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
It's different for everyone. But I typically frown upon it happening under the age of eighteen.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Depends on the moment, and where I am.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
I have actually.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Hmm. In an office probably. During the work day.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Sure. Back.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
That ship has sailed thankfully.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Oh, no.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Doesn't matter.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
Not going there.
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Not really, no.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Yes.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
As I've said before, I have no...ranking system.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Bruce Springsteen.