charloft - Snapshots of your life

[fever_crusade]

Just a bunch of random, disconnected pictures from my life. Which, as that meme concluded this morning, is boring. So you may not want to click.

Comments

[hell_of_heaven]

I could do with some of that scrambled egg.

And you look beautiful, as ever.

[fever_crusade]

Or you could just order some from your personal chef.

Not one of those pictures is flattering.

[hell_of_heaven]

I have a feeling it won't taste quite as good.

You need to learn how to take compliments, my dear.

[fever_crusade]

It's hard to fail at eggs. I could do it in my sleep. And quite frequently do.

I mean it, those are all just...odd candids. Snapshots from my life. There's nothing at all beautiful or glamorous there. Although Jean-Paul seems to think there's not a picture there that doesn't show off my chest, which is a horrifying thought.

[hell_of_heaven]

That's quite disturbing :-)

I did find myself admiring your... shirts and sweaters.

[fever_crusade]

Why, Lionel Luthor, I am shocked that you would practice such lurid behavior.

Gosh, I really don't even need to show cleavage to actually show cleavage, do I?

[hell_of_heaven]

You're a bad influence on me.

No, you really don't.

[fever_crusade]

I'm a bad influence on you! I'm not staring at your breasts!

I'm dreadfully embarrassed and never leaving the house again.

[hell_of_heaven]

I should post snapshots of me and see what you stare at.

Mm. You should show off a little.

[fever_crusade]

The town would be scandalized.

[hell_of_heaven]

Perhaps Smallville could do with a scandal or two.

[fever_crusade]

Far be it for me to give it to them.

[hell_of_heaven]

If not you, who else?