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this motherfucker ripped me off
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
You are not Napoleon Dynamite
This disease invaded the United States soon after the release of Napoleon Dynamite on DVD. Known as napoleondynamitis, People everywhere, predominantly high school and college age males, began thinking they were Napoleon Dynamite. Acting like a nerdy, red-haired high school teenager, these people began uttering phrases like, "GOSH," and "HECK YEAH!" Some even began wearing t-shirts that say "VOTE FOR PEDRO."
For a list of other phrases that could possibly leak, much like diarrhea leaks from the ass, out of the mouth of a person infected with napoleondynamitis, please refer to this page.
No matter what you may think, these people are not Napoleon Dynamite. Only one man can claim to be anything close to the fictional character Napoleon Dynamite. That man is Jon Heder. He plays the film's title character.
Another school of thought that has been circulating is that these people think it is cool to utter these ridiculous catch phrases everytime they are around people they believe give a fuck. If this is the case, I've got news for you. Nobody gives a fuck that you can quote a movie that is mediocre at best. It also proves to everyone within earshot that you are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a fucktard. The only people who think you are moderately interesting are those who also like to quote bad movies whenever there are more than three people present. Even Jon Heder thinks you are a twat.
In other words, if you think you are funny everytime you quote Napoleon Dynamite, you can get on your knees and lick the collective nutsack of America. Hopefully it will leave a numbing sensation in your mouth that renders your uncreative, worthless piece-of-shit ass unable to speak.
Note (3/22/2005): Some of you think I purposely ripped this idea off of Maddox. Please read my statement regarding this matter.
i hate html so
http://paulcain.blogspot.com/2005/01/you-are-not-napoleon-dynamite.html
he gets the idea tho.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
You are not Napoleon Dynamite
This disease invaded the United States soon after the release of Napoleon Dynamite on DVD. Known as napoleondynamitis, People everywhere, predominantly high school and college age males, began thinking they were Napoleon Dynamite. Acting like a nerdy, red-haired high school teenager, these people began uttering phrases like, "GOSH," and "HECK YEAH!" Some even began wearing t-shirts that say "VOTE FOR PEDRO."
For a list of other phrases that could possibly leak, much like diarrhea leaks from the ass, out of the mouth of a person infected with napoleondynamitis, please refer to this page.
No matter what you may think, these people are not Napoleon Dynamite. Only one man can claim to be anything close to the fictional character Napoleon Dynamite. That man is Jon Heder. He plays the film's title character.
Another school of thought that has been circulating is that these people think it is cool to utter these ridiculous catch phrases everytime they are around people they believe give a fuck. If this is the case, I've got news for you. Nobody gives a fuck that you can quote a movie that is mediocre at best. It also proves to everyone within earshot that you are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a fucktard. The only people who think you are moderately interesting are those who also like to quote bad movies whenever there are more than three people present. Even Jon Heder thinks you are a twat.
In other words, if you think you are funny everytime you quote Napoleon Dynamite, you can get on your knees and lick the collective nutsack of America. Hopefully it will leave a numbing sensation in your mouth that renders your uncreative, worthless piece-of-shit ass unable to speak.
Note (3/22/2005): Some of you think I purposely ripped this idea off of Maddox. Please read my statement regarding this matter.
i hate html so
http://paulcain.blogspot.com/2005/01/you-are-not-napoleon-dynamite.html
he gets the idea tho.