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not much happening today back at the normal job making a more than normal amount of trouble which is always fun. i think i may ask out the intern - they are usually fun. evidently i lost 50 lbs yay me lol i guess thats what i get for not sleeping not eating and being a slave 24/7 right? right.
so this time home is final
miss mawn has blown me off at least 10 times now already even though she claimed she wanted to see me ... hmmmm doesnt even return calls ... very nice of you miss mawn ... yea i know you might see this so i threw it in. mean girl.
oh and while im being a tool and social i might as well say hi to lisa and tiny tina lol so hi gals ... silly hos ...
my adventure of the week:
i got dragged to a strip club and came back with not one ... not two ... but THREE stripper numbers. One was quite clever about getting my phoen number though which completely pissed me off that i got outsmarted by a fucking stripper! she saw my phone and was like "oooh let me see!" and so i handed it to her and while she was talking to me and playing with my phone (which probably caught a stripper std from her) she dialed her own fucking number and let it ring and then smiled, laughed and said "he he im done now! tee hee" and i was like wtf? she said "oh he he he i dialed my number so now i have yours he he he tee hee tee hee" and i was all mad and like yea arent you a clever whore! i dunno that was about all the excitement i have had in the past week summed up. still adjusting to the time differences and all that shit.
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so this time home is final
miss mawn has blown me off at least 10 times now already even though she claimed she wanted to see me ... hmmmm doesnt even return calls ... very nice of you miss mawn ... yea i know you might see this so i threw it in. mean girl.
oh and while im being a tool and social i might as well say hi to lisa and tiny tina lol so hi gals ... silly hos ...
my adventure of the week:
i got dragged to a strip club and came back with not one ... not two ... but THREE stripper numbers. One was quite clever about getting my phoen number though which completely pissed me off that i got outsmarted by a fucking stripper! she saw my phone and was like "oooh let me see!" and so i handed it to her and while she was talking to me and playing with my phone (which probably caught a stripper std from her) she dialed her own fucking number and let it ring and then smiled, laughed and said "he he im done now! tee hee" and i was like wtf? she said "oh he he he i dialed my number so now i have yours he he he tee hee tee hee" and i was all mad and like yea arent you a clever whore! i dunno that was about all the excitement i have had in the past week summed up. still adjusting to the time differences and all that shit.
questions comments pussy donations just email me or leave a comment